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What's the worst mess you've ever made?

Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:27 am
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3800 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:27 am
Dumped a giant milkshake in the front seat of a cloth seated car one time.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:27 am to
Kevin takes the trophy for this.

Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
529 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:30 am to
fricking angled crown moulding trim yesterday. You cut the same angle twice and it'll never match up
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10174 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:31 am to
Pumped a couple hundred gallons of used oil on deck. Washed like hell for few hours to get it cleaned up before daylight. No one ever knew except for me and an electrician.
Posted by Rosebud31
Jackson Parish
Member since Jun 2021
124 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:33 am to
Spilled about 10 barrels of oil based mud on the ground when I was working on a rig.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:34 am to
Stepped partially in an open paint bucket, tipped it over and fell in the spill. Fortunately, it was in the shop and not the house. Wife felt sorry for me and helped clean that up.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1967 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:35 am to
One of my customers a while back told me one of his deck hands pumped a 550 gallon tote tank of rig soap into the diesel tanks on of of their work boats. Maybe not a mess as in a spill but a close second.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2995 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:35 am to
Was at my grandmas house when I was around 8 years old. Only one bathroom and it was occupied by my cousin of the same age.


Had to shite so has had I ran in the bathroom and pulled him off the toilet. He ended up shitting on the floor.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 10:37 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11280 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:35 am to
Broke a 5 gallon carboy of beer in my kitchen.

Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2759 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:39 am to
When I was younger, I picked up a chest freezer for my dad. It was heavy enough, or so I thought, so I didn't tie it down. I still remember the explosive white syrofoam cloud when that thing hit the road. I learned a valuable lesson about aerodynamics that day and how many hours it takes to pay for a new freezer
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:42 am to
tried to move a chest freezer that had been turned on it's side and had been off for 6 weeks post katrina. shite spilled all over the place.

i think i can still smell it.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:03 am
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29070 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:43 am to
Had to wipe myself with someones shower curtain back in college.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9354 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:44 am to
Dropped a quart glass bottle of BBQ sauce on a brick floor in the kitchen. That shite went everywhere.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:45 am to
:gestures vaguely all around:


my life
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53755 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:55 am to
Had a 32oz jungle juice dauquiri in my lap/car in high school, cop pulled behind me and hit the lights.

I had only taken one sip and then dumped the entire thing out on my passenger floorboard (off-white interior) so I didnt get an open container ticket.

It worked but I had quite the mess to clean up.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

glass bottle of BBQ sauce on a brick floor in the kitchen
Similar thing have happened twice in the last year. The final shards were found, in my feet.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8961 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:00 am to
quote:

What's the worst mess you've ever made?



Fire got out of hand.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6211 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:01 am to
I used to work in the warehouse of a car wash supply company. Shipping and receiving large drums of all the soaps and pre-soaks and liquid waxes that you select at a self service car wash.

One day I was moving a double or triple stack of drums and must have clipped something while turning and toppled/crushed a dozen or more drums. It was like a slippery soap rainbow covering the entire warehouse floor.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:02 am to
Working at a restaurant.

Coming around the corner of a bar with a tray of drinks and food. Slipped and fell in front of everyone. Thought I fricked up my back.

Made about double my usual tips that day. People legitimately felt bad for me.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36528 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:04 am to
House got TP'ed in high school. Friend had the bright idea of burning it out, which works well in an oak tree, but let me tell you something about a frickin' river birch.

That day I found out how high a garden hose can spray.
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