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re: What's the most interesting response you've gotten on a dating app?

Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:17 pm to
Hmu


I can confirm if you're a cute female or some crusty dude.


This guys would take my word.


I can clear it up once and for all.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:18 pm to
You are going to get tranny surprised
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:20 pm to
You're so threatened at the idea that a woman has called you out on here. You can't accept it it's going to be ok. Just stop being a dumbass.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:22 pm to
I get called out by nurse and Evil Little Thing all the time

The difference is that those 2 are actual women, you are just playing an act
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35370 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:24 pm to
Why are you so combative with women?

You insecure about something?
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:27 pm to
lol I am not combative with women at all

You white knights think that because I don't worship the ground women walk on, and because I take unorthodox approaches to mating strategies, that I hate women

Wrong

On here I get along with nurse and ELT and the other LLOTOT on here just fine, even though we have our differences(even though I think nurse secretly agrees with what I say).

I've been involved in online communities long enough to know the difference between an actual female poster and a male catfisher.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35370 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:29 pm to
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I've been involved in online communities long enough to know the difference between an actual female poster and a male catfisher.


That's a classic GN line right there.

And who said anything about "knighting" for a female on here? I think you have me confused with SS buddy.
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:31 pm to
Wait.... what would a "male catfisher" respond to this with? Sounds like you know things about me even I don't. sad little person
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35370 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:33 pm to
He probably knows how big your pecker is too.
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:35 pm to
Me: Hey you like dragons?
Her: yeah, kind of. Why?
Me: Because later I am gonna be dragon my nuts across your face.
Her: Truck nuts or real nuts?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35370 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:39 pm to

Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 11:40 pm to
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28423 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 1:05 am to
quote:

Bc it's the ultimate feeling, and also shows the woman is open to get freaky. She allows that, she's a keeper. Every woman knows this too, not a secret lol.

If she lets me PIIHB the first night I meet her off tinder, is she still a keeper or is this a massive red flag?
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

You'd be surprised at how well going for the juggular... "I'm going to squeeze your arse like a stress ball".... "Your tits look fake" etc. will work. It's different from the boring shite she hears dozens of times a day on Tinder.


There's a happy medium between being boring/taking 3 days to ask her out and telling her you're going to squeeze her arse like a stress ball.

If you text back and forth more than 4 or 5 times before you ask for digits, you're doing it wrong. She just wants to see that you're normal before she agrees to meet. She already knows what you look like. Just crack a lighthearted joke or two and then ask her if she'd like to get drinks sometime. Done.

If she answers, great. You're in. If not, move on to the next match.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40034 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:35 am to
Nugget baw last week I took a page out of your playbook and shite was epic

You are on to something!
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:52 am to
Sad if you need dating app.

That is all.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11215 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Sad if you need dating app.

That is all.


Come on. This isn't 1996, where only geeks are on the internet.
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 7:54 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117681 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:01 am to
quote:

geeks




It's mostly nerds.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47465 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:02 am to
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Zooming in, she kinda looks like the chick from the men's bathroom thread. Fast work


Is she looking back at the camera sitting on a 4wheeler? Is she about 40?

That tiny pic looks VERY familiar.
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