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What’s the difference between an enzyme & a hormone?

Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:59 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:59 pm
You can’t hear an enzyme
Posted by Drank
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:00 pm to
I’ve heard plenty of End’s I’m.
Check your hearing.
Posted by brucevilanch
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Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:03 pm to
Listening to the freak, aren’t you?
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:15 pm to
How do you make a hormone?










You don’t pay her.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:16 pm to
What’s the difference between light and hard?









I can go to sleep with a light on
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:28 pm to
What the difference between the washing machine and your mom?



If I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for two weeks.
Posted by TJack
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:29 pm to
Why did the enzyme break up with the hormone? It needed some space for its catalytic reactions!
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:40 pm to
Kurt Vonnegut put that in a book long ago. Great joke, though. In my top 10 jokes.

#1 joke for me - "Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?"

He laid awake at night wondering whether or not there was a Dog.

(credit - David Foster Wallace though probably not original with him).
Posted by TheTeaux
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Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:40 pm to
What’s the difference between a group of pigmies and the University of Texas women’s track team?





The pigmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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