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re: What's the deal with Whiskey Bay and dumping bodies?

Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:49 pm to
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couple hundred thousand acres of swamp land


Plus tons of gators to feast on the bodies.

On another note it seems like the thousands of acres of cane fields woukd be better to dump a body although the swarm of buzzards might give it away.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:52 pm to
Ever heard of the Texas Killing Fields?

Places like that are popular both for their obvious logistic reasons...and the fact that a dark energy dwells within them.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:55 pm to
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How many have there been? What are you basing this on?


Brandon Laverne or whatever, Derek Todd Lee, and I think another body was found there recently. And maybe some of the Jennings victims?


I get that it's a great place to dump a body, but it would seem there are plenty of other places that fit the same criteria, yet they seem to always turn up there. In The Killing Fields they posit they have dueling serial killers dumping bodies in each other's "territory." I'm looking for something more sinister than easy access.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:56 pm to
Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take care of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 4:01 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:57 pm to
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Relatively quiet/little human activity(especially at night)
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:57 pm to
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.and the fact that a dark energy dwells within them.



Now see this is what I'm looking for.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:01 pm to
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Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.


That's what I'd think too. Why not go the extra mile and make sure the bodies are never found. You're too close to the gulf to half arse the dump. Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:08 pm to
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Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.


Now, that's a party!!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:11 pm to
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Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.



That's what I'd think too. Why not go the extra mile and make sure the bodies are never found. You're too close to the gulf to half arse the dump. Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.


bros, do y'all even "And the Sea Will Tell?" gots to be a lot smarter than that these days
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:13 pm to
It's an ideal dumping ground.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take care of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.




Yeah, but if you are within a certain radius of Baton Rouge and/or Lafayette and you want to get rid of a body ASAP, whiskey bay is the best place to do so.. Driving to the coast from that area is about a 3 or 4 hr drive so you have a much greater risk getting caught with a body.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:26 pm to
Oh no

And no the swamp isn't logistically accessible for you to do this.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:31 pm to
dont know about dumping bodies but i grew up accross the river and would go fishing big alabama bayou all the time using whiskey bay exit. some great fishing back there. Never saw a body though but looking back on it i guess it would be a good place because not many people back there.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:32 pm to
Some of you take shite on here too seriously.


But yes places can have an energy all their own.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 5:06 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
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68482 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:40 pm to
Tell me you didn't make this up
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:41 pm to
I have the weirdest boner right now
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

dont know about dumping bodies but i grew up accross the river and would go fishing big alabama bayou all the time using whiskey bay exit. some great fishing back there. Never saw a body though but looking back on it i guess it would be a good place because not many people back there.



When I go boat riding with friends, we put in over there sometimes. Especially at night, when there is little chance of activity going on down there, it is the perfect spot, but if I am not mistaking... they have installed cameras in certain areas so it might not be as an ideal of a spot..

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:54 pm to
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Tell me you didn't make this up




Seeing how I was still shitting my pants in the 80s, of course I made it up.

I make up stories.

Although the seed for this one did occur while driving through that general area.

And then I read about the Texas Killing Fields and it just seemed like a good stream of consciousness thing to dictate.

The speech to text app works well
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15356 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:55 pm to
If I had to lose a body. Not in a serial killer way like self defense but you don't want lawman finding out. I'd drive it down to theriot. Launch into some private Marsh I know of. Go about 3 miles in. Walk 30 yards out into the grass and bury that shite under the floatilla. Gators would eat the shite out of it.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:06 pm to
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I mean, if you need to get rid of a body - a highly diverse, warm, damp ecosystem that will quickly destroy evidence of your capital crime (meaning the man can kill you for it if he can prove it) - what's not to like?

















So will a drum full of acid and a machete to chop the body into enough pieces so it will fit and the lid will seal. Back of the garage a few weeks then just dump down the storm sewer. Never need to leave the house.
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