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re: What's the deal with Whiskey Bay and dumping bodies?
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:49 pm to PapaPogey
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:49 pm to PapaPogey
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couple hundred thousand acres of swamp land
Plus tons of gators to feast on the bodies.
On another note it seems like the thousands of acres of cane fields woukd be better to dump a body although the swarm of buzzards might give it away.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:52 pm to Hot Carl
Ever heard of the Texas Killing Fields?
Places like that are popular both for their obvious logistic reasons...and the fact that a dark energy dwells within them.
Places like that are popular both for their obvious logistic reasons...and the fact that a dark energy dwells within them.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:55 pm to SG_Geaux
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How many have there been? What are you basing this on?
Brandon Laverne or whatever, Derek Todd Lee, and I think another body was found there recently. And maybe some of the Jennings victims?
I get that it's a great place to dump a body, but it would seem there are plenty of other places that fit the same criteria, yet they seem to always turn up there. In The Killing Fields they posit they have dueling serial killers dumping bodies in each other's "territory." I'm looking for something more sinister than easy access.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:56 pm to Hot Carl
Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take care of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:57 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Relatively quiet/little human activity(especially at night)
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:57 pm to fr33manator
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.and the fact that a dark energy dwells within them.
Now see this is what I'm looking for.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:01 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.
That's what I'd think too. Why not go the extra mile and make sure the bodies are never found. You're too close to the gulf to half arse the dump. Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:08 pm to Hot Carl
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Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.
Now, that's a party!!
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:11 pm to Hot Carl
quote:bros, do y'all even "And the Sea Will Tell?" gots to be a lot smarter than that these days
Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.
That's what I'd think too. Why not go the extra mile and make sure the bodies are never found. You're too close to the gulf to half arse the dump. Unless it's like a trophy room where they come back to and masturbate to while reliving the murder.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:13 pm to Hot Carl
It's an ideal dumping ground.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:23 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Personally, I'd go out to the gulf and let the sharks take care of it but Whiskey Bay is a good spot too.
Yeah, but if you are within a certain radius of Baton Rouge and/or Lafayette and you want to get rid of a body ASAP, whiskey bay is the best place to do so.. Driving to the coast from that area is about a 3 or 4 hr drive so you have a much greater risk getting caught with a body.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:26 pm to OweO
Oh no
And no the swamp isn't logistically accessible for you to do this.
And no the swamp isn't logistically accessible for you to do this.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:31 pm to Hot Carl
dont know about dumping bodies but i grew up accross the river and would go fishing big alabama bayou all the time using whiskey bay exit. some great fishing back there. Never saw a body though but looking back on it i guess it would be a good place because not many people back there.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:32 pm to Hot Carl
Some of you take shite on here too seriously.
But yes places can have an energy all their own.
But yes places can have an energy all their own.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:40 pm to fr33manator
Tell me you didn't make this up
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:41 pm to fr33manator
I have the weirdest boner right now
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:51 pm to FLObserver
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dont know about dumping bodies but i grew up accross the river and would go fishing big alabama bayou all the time using whiskey bay exit. some great fishing back there. Never saw a body though but looking back on it i guess it would be a good place because not many people back there.
When I go boat riding with friends, we put in over there sometimes. Especially at night, when there is little chance of activity going on down there, it is the perfect spot, but if I am not mistaking... they have installed cameras in certain areas so it might not be as an ideal of a spot..
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:54 pm to lsucoonass
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Tell me you didn't make this up
Seeing how I was still shitting my pants in the 80s, of course I made it up.
I make up stories.
Although the seed for this one did occur while driving through that general area.
And then I read about the Texas Killing Fields and it just seemed like a good stream of consciousness thing to dictate.
The speech to text app works well
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:55 pm to Hot Carl
If I had to lose a body. Not in a serial killer way like self defense but you don't want lawman finding out. I'd drive it down to theriot. Launch into some private Marsh I know of. Go about 3 miles in. Walk 30 yards out into the grass and bury that shite under the floatilla. Gators would eat the shite out of it.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:06 pm to Ace Midnight
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I mean, if you need to get rid of a body - a highly diverse, warm, damp ecosystem that will quickly destroy evidence of your capital crime (meaning the man can kill you for it if he can prove it) - what's not to like?
So will a drum full of acid and a machete to chop the body into enough pieces so it will fit and the lid will seal. Back of the garage a few weeks then just dump down the storm sewer. Never need to leave the house.
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