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re: Whats the best way to get out of Jury Duty?

Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15590 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:40 pm to
shite your pants in court
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17848 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:41 pm to
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You mean they accidentally put it in your trash can, don't you?


More like a shredder. Indeciperable.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7701 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:42 pm to
Tell your work place to write a letter saying you'll be out of town. Worked for me.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:43 pm to
Pull the fire alarm.

Correction: only works if you are a Marxist legislator
Posted by Tasseo
Member since Feb 2024
571 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:44 pm to
Don't know if it was dumb luck or will work for next time, but be there right on time worked out for me last time. I got into the check in line a minute before the check in time. By the time I got to the front of the line they were starting to say they had enough for the day so stamped our letter and sent us home.

One time I did have a legit dumb luck situation but I had been there an hour or so. I was waiting in the room, checked in, and went to the bathroom. When I came out people were walking out with a smile on their faces and I asked someone what was going on. Apparently the balif came in and said "everyone on this half of the room can go home, and the rest stay"...so I just walked out with them since I had my letter stamped as being there.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5991 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:46 pm to
I have been called 4x in 2 years in Fulton Co. It’s a fricking commute there to sit in a room full of my “peers.”

It sucks and I hate it.
I despise the jury system. My “peers” are uneducated morons, why would I prefer them over just a judge?
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14429 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:47 pm to
I was a sheriff's deputy when i got a summons. The case involved a defendant I arrested. I showed up in full uniform and was selected by number in the first round. Got rejected and permanently disqualified shortly thereafter.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:48 pm to
The last time I was called, close to half were no shows. The judge just went on to the next name on the list.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15588 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:55 pm to
Tell them that you have been exposed to covid.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4772 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:57 pm to
The best one I ever saw was during questioning
Assistant DA: have you ever been arrested and tried for a crime?
Potential juror: yes sir. You should remember. You tried me for second degree murder two years ago and you lost.

In all honesty it’s a pain but I go when summoned. I’d like to believe that if I’m ever wrongly tried that someone with a brain would be on the jury. So I’m just looking out for the other guy when I go.
Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
564 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:58 pm to
Tell then you would never vote guilty to charges brought by the government.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1039 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:59 pm to
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Just don’t go. Nothing will happen. You’ll be summoned again later.



This is bullshite. Every time I was called, when someone who had been summoned got called up for questioning and was not there the judge would issue a warrant for their arrest. People who “just don’t show up” with no consequences, have just been lucky that their name was not called in court to go up for questioning. Everyone should serve on at least one jury to familiarize themselves with the process. I found it rather interesting.
Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
564 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

why would I prefer them over just a judge?



For the most part, judges are just shills for the prosecution. Never rely on those F'ers.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11828 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:03 pm to
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Figured if I tell them something like "I believe I am pretty fair, but at times I have trouble suppressing my inner prejudiced thoughts"

You won’t do that.

And even if you do, the judge ought laugh and make sure you are picked.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131373 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:05 pm to
why don't you just perform your civic duty like normal citizen?

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12881 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:09 pm to
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This is bullshite. Every time I was called, when someone who had been summoned got called up for questioning and was not there the judge would issue a warrant for their arrest. People who “just don’t show up” with no consequences, have just been lucky that their name was not called in court to go up for questioning. Everyone should serve on at least one jury to familiarize themselves with the process. I found it rather interesting.

I missed a jury date because I was out of town working. My son who checked the mail never noticed the envelope.

I only saw it in a stack of mail when I returned. Expecting what you described, I gathered my documentation and visited the Clerk of Court. The lady didn’t even want to see my documentation. She took my copy of the summons, threw it away and told me I would be summoned again.

Still haven’t been summoned or arrested and it’s been almost a year.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19481 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:14 pm to
Keep a pair of girls panties in your pocket and occasionally smell them.
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
1660 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:22 pm to
This is why we get such good juries making rational decisions..
Posted by Art_Vandelay
Member since Nov 2019
161 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 10:53 pm to
Awful lot of honkies in here
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1039 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 11:04 pm to
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Still haven’t been summoned or arrested and it’s been almost a year.


Like I said below:
People who “just don’t show up” with no consequences, have just been lucky that their name was not called in court to go up for questioning.

This was probably you. They don’t know if you showed or not until they call you to come up so the lawyers for both sides can question you. If they manage to seat a jury before your name is called, they don’t know that you didn’t show up. Still some “letter of the law” judges like to call roll of the summoned people to see who did/did not show. I saw judge Catherine Kimball send deputies out to find a woman who had been summoned but did not show. Deputies hauled her in about thirty minutes later with 4 small children in tow. When asked why she did not show she told the judge that she could not find a baby sitter for her 4 children. Judge told her “go find a baby sitter and be back within the hour. She did but the jury got seated before her name was called up for questioning.
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