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What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?

Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:08 am
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10895 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:08 am
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SCOTT COUNTY, MS (Mississippi News Now) - State Senator Terry Burton says he was found innocent of a second DUI after he appeared in Scott County Justice Court on Thursday. Burton says the Scott County judge ruled cough syrup and breath spray must have caused a "false positive" reading on the breathalyzer test he took after he wrecked.

"I had a coughing spell after all the powder and dust blew from the airbags deploying. I drank some Nyquil since I didn't have any water in the car and then used breath spray because my mouth felt like cotton," Burton said. Burton was arrested and charged with DUI after his SUV ran off I-20 and hit a sign in Scott County on May 14.

The highway patrol's arrest report shows the lawmaker, from Newton, registered a .10 blood alcohol level that night.
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:13 am to
Ahhhhh of course. The ole NyQuil bottle in the center console trick.
Posted by Socratics
Virginia Beach
Member since Dec 2013
2463 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:32 am to
What.....

I bet the patrol officer got a promotion and the judge got some hush money under the table after this one.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:42 am to
Truth is that cops are supposed to wait 20 minutes for your breath to be clear of any liquor or mouthwash you could've drank quickly before or after the stop. It usually takes longer than that to get to the intoxilyzer 5000.

Somebody got paid
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39147 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:57 am to
The article makes it sound like he didn't blow into anything. It says his blood alcohol content was .01. Did they draw blood?

Is this a viable legal defense since there is precedent now?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8767 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:14 am to
It has no precedence value unless a state court ruled this at the appellate level. And even then, it's a very specific precedent.
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:56 am to
I was wondering how long it would take before that made its way to this site

That's where Shutterspeed and myself are from.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10895 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:10 am to
East Central CC class of '93 here.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20897 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:12 am to
My favorite defense has been that he was too drunk to give any sort of consent to blow into breathalyzer.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:14 am to
They didn't take a blood sample at the jail to confirm the breathalyzer?

I wonder how many "do you know what I ams?" this guy threw out when he was getting arrested.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18664 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:29 am to
If you get a breath sample them you don't get avoid sample. The breath analyzer also requires you to wait 20 minutes from the time you start the machine not from the time you have contact with the suspect so it's usually 40-50 minutes from the time you make contact before you get a breath sample. This defense is BS. A lot of times when this happens the officer gets pretty pissed off.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:49 am to
A guy told me, he carried an unopened pint of whisky when he was driving a little impaired, so if he was ever stopped, he would wait on the cop to look in his window, then he would break the seal and take a huge gulp right in front of the officer... Then open his door and go to jail. His defense would be he got nervous around police and needed to calm his nerves. The burden would have to be on the police to prove he became intoxicated before he was stopped instead of after.
Posted by LSURoss
SWLAish
Member since Dec 2007
15344 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:54 am to
Sounds like a good way to get tazed
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19303 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:58 am to
Something like this actually happened with me as a witness. Long story, short, drunk on her butt girl plowed through my fence, destroying it, ran down the street, bouncing off parked cars like playing bumper cars, knocked on door, mom opened it, and they stood outside screaming at each other. As I was too shocked to do anything else, I watched them the whole time. Come court time, she told the judge that she was so shook up she dashed inside & took several large gulps of bourbon to calm herself down. I testified that she never went inside. Judge believed me but D.A. told me later that had i not been able to testify, she would have won the case. That she subsequently failed 3 separate sobriety tests would have been worthless.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83939 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:05 am to
Was she hot
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:09 am to
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Was she hot

apparently not if she got convicted
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83939 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:11 am to
I bet he tried to get in her jeans but she shot him down. He got her back. Good job.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:12 am to
quote:

What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?


Alexander Shunnarah
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:12 am to
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Good job.



hell yes! bitch needs to learn how this shite works!
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20024 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:17 am to
Bees!
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