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What would the Earth's population be if ejaculation was agonizingly painful?

Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:48 am
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:48 am
The Earth's population is approaching 8 Billion. I think I read it was only around 2 Billion in 1900.

What would the population of Earth be if sexual ejaculation was agonizing, worse than passing a kidney stone?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:49 am to
What motivation would there be for sex? It would likely be something we'd all avoid. We may not even exist.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:50 am to
There amount paid out in welfare by United States tax payers would likely approach zero.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:52 am to
Only families that truly wanted to expand a family for the right reasons would procreate. Take one for the team and have a kid or two.

Population of earth would probably be like 5,000
Posted by jodyHighroller
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Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 1:53 am to
shooting kerosene never slowed me down. Don't be a pussy baw.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13431 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:00 am to
Funny this thread. Today during my orgasm I had some sort of thunder clap headache. Thought I was having a an agnourism and going to die.
Turned out it's common.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:00 am to
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:01 am to
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It'd be nothing but water and rocks.
This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 2:02 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:06 am to
Pussified men wouldn't breed, so their weak genes would die off and real men would be making babies that grow up to be real men.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13431 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:09 am to
Have to add that I've had a kidney stone and there's no worse pain.
Posted by SouthTiger504
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:10 am to
Up arrow for "Cow Drogo"
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6254 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:13 am to
Put down the bong.

Oh, and women would become even more skilled in nagging if we even got that far.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:18 am to
Well, there would be those of us who'd do it anyway for bragging rights alone.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15776 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:32 am to
Don't think it would change much. Anything Ol Larry Leo would post I'd rub one out to.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7399 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:36 am to
There wouldn't be 600,000 starving babies in those African villages.
Posted by GatorReb
Dallas GA
Member since Feb 2009
9280 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 2:57 am to
The male population would be nothing but a bunch of stressed out high strung mother frickers.

Imagine no guy beating it just to relieve "built up pressure"

Scary place. We would be on like WW8 by now.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8763 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 3:07 am to
quote:

What would the population of Earth be if sexual ejaculation was agonizing, worse than passing a kidney stone?


That isn't how natural selection works.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6868 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 3:50 am to
If the puss is good then frick it. Can't be worse than this guy.

This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27932 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:29 am to
So you caught the clap. Be more careful next time.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14450 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 5:55 am to
Man when these questions start popping up its time to get football season started .
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