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re: What would the Earth's population be if ejaculation was agonizingly painful?

Posted on 7/24/16 at 7:21 am to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 7:21 am to
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What would the Earth's population be if ejaculation was agonizingly painful?


Sorry you got the clap, man.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 7:27 am to
As painful as actual child birth
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:53 am to
Only good thing I can think of is this dumbass thread wouldn't exist.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:59 am to
Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421359 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 9:09 am to
i mean, are you serious with this question?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 9:32 am to
The real question is how do we control unwanted births by installing a device that achieves these effects on those that are continually procreating and not supporting.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 9:40 am to
The internet and online payments would not exist. Porn built the Ecommerce business. No fappage. No porn. No porn on amazon. No streaming video.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110626 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 9:43 am to
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Oh, and women would become even more skilled in nagging if we even got that far.

If there's no sex, men and women would interact about 99.9% less, statistically speaking.
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6931 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 9:55 am to
Would women be able to force men to ejaculate?

It seems the inverse of childbirth, so it would probably be the same as now.
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 10:06 am to
Well, the fappening dude wouldn't be in jail, for sure.
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:16 pm to
Yup only established families wanting to have a kid or two that they could fully financially support, pay for, cloth, send to school would have children. Those would take one for the team and create a kid or two.

You'd have no ghettos flooded with 10,000,000,000,000 fatherless welfare leaching babies. No trailer parks full of kids, no starving countries where these villages constantly have babies the can't feed.
No Mexican women living continuously pregnant pumping out non stop babies because the men or extremely fertile horndogs.

So yeah I'm thinking population of earth would be about 2 million.
This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70851 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:19 pm to
If I were in charge I would make sex mentally challenging. Then stupid people would be unable to reproduce.

Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5349 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:24 pm to
If the pain is just during the ejaculation phase I would have my left hand on her head with my right hand holding an ice pick just in case she doesn't stop when I tell her to.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11349 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:27 pm to
Are boobs still awesome in this scenario??
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:27 pm to
The occurrence of male raping female would be more rare that a Sasquatch sitting on top of a ufo watching the Jaguars win 3 peat super bowls
This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 4:28 pm
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

The real question is how do we control unwanted births by installing a device that achieves these effects on those that are continually procreating and not supporting.


This is genius. The male "iud" lol
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:29 pm to
I'd suicide
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:40 pm to
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Up arrow for "Cow Drogo"
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
4616 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 4:56 pm to
1031 (the same as the population of Blue Ball, Pennsylvania)
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7392 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 6:58 pm to
Touché
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