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Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:30 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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Type 1: Sexy, attractive woman who is charming, seductive, and intelligent. She is amazing in the bedroom and is the definition of "trophy wife". However, she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she doesn't do laundry, she doesn't want kids, and she likes to spend your money on frequent shopping trips.
Type 2: A woman that most would consider unattractive or plain looking, who isn't a sexual dynamo but is a sincerely loving woman. As opposed to Type 1, the Type 2 woman is an amazing cook who makes mouth-watering meals, she always makes sure your clothes are clean and fresh, she keeps the house pristine, she wants to have a big family with you, and prefers to stay home and save money rather than spend it all going shopping.
Okay guys, if you had to pick one of these types to have a long term relationship/marriage with, which type would it be and why?
The one with bigger tits......because she has bigger tits
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:31 pm to SaintlyTiger88
type 1.
type 2 sounds like an ugly, prudish, Baptist chick which will drive you to looking for some side strange in no time.
type 2 sounds like an ugly, prudish, Baptist chick which will drive you to looking for some side strange in no time.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:32 pm to SaintlyTiger88
2. Any man who says otherwise is a fool.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:33 pm to hondurantiger
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hot piece of arse real quick amigo.
Yeah, he's describing a woman who has content looks from the start. No matter how hot your wife is, her looks will get boring.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:34 pm to OMLandshark
I read #1 as Kimber from Nip/Tuck
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:36 pm to Ice Cream Sammich
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Date 1. Marry 2.
The only real answer.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:47 pm to SaintlyTiger88
2 all day long, first wife was more like #1 and became a real pain in the arse quickly. Going on 25 years with a woman more like #2 now and no regrets.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:57 pm to SaintlyTiger88
How attractive do I find each one? If option 2 looks like an OT10 to me it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.
I'm indifferent to whether she cooks and cleans. I prefer to handle my own laundry anyway.
I guess I would prefer type 2 since it would be easier to keep her happy.
I'm indifferent to whether she cooks and cleans. I prefer to handle my own laundry anyway.
I guess I would prefer type 2 since it would be easier to keep her happy.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:18 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Type 2, but with a tubal ligation.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:26 pm to SaintlyTiger88
1 is intellegent and hot. Sounds like a disaster. I'll take 1, no marriage crew though
This post was edited on 9/23/15 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:29 pm to Twenty 49
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ype 2, but with a tubal ligation.
You're wrong for that.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:29 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Good looking, low maintenance. I don't give a rats arse about cooking and cleaning. Don't want a money spending machine either.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 10:13 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I had a similar choice about a year ago.
My type 1 was sexy, wealthy, never had kids, well educated, cultured and exotic. Took very good care of herself. The downside was she got jealous over stupid things and was way high maintenance. Even though she had her own money, it was important to her that I made big bucks as well.
My type 2 is pretty, but not nearly as sexy as type 1. She has two kids both younger than mine. Great job, works hard to stay in shape, can be kind of dorky some times, and is the kindest person you will ever meet. She loves me unconditionally.
I thank my lucky stars that I was not seduced enough by the charms of type 1 and chose my type 2.
My type 1 was sexy, wealthy, never had kids, well educated, cultured and exotic. Took very good care of herself. The downside was she got jealous over stupid things and was way high maintenance. Even though she had her own money, it was important to her that I made big bucks as well.
My type 2 is pretty, but not nearly as sexy as type 1. She has two kids both younger than mine. Great job, works hard to stay in shape, can be kind of dorky some times, and is the kindest person you will ever meet. She loves me unconditionally.
I thank my lucky stars that I was not seduced enough by the charms of type 1 and chose my type 2.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 10:23 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Any adult with responsibilities would choose #2.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 10:30 pm to Fermat
quote:I call BS
She loves me unconditionally.
Get a bad drug habit and go in and out of rehab. See if she sticks around and exposes her kids to that.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 10:34 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Doesn't matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her shite, number 2 all day.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 10:45 pm to SaintlyTiger88
marry 1
hire 2 to be cook/maid
hire 2 to be cook/maid
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