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911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
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What qualities do you look for in a strip club?

Do you like to pretend you don't enjoy strip clubs and only go to "gentlemen's clubs" and pay a high cover charge and $8 for a beer and look at fake tittays? Or do you embrace your vices and hit the low-rent places where you might get lucky with the skanks who get nasty for their crack money and just hope that you don't get shot on the way out? Or do you go for that perfect mix - the one with a few fatties and uglies but just enough girls who just missed the cut at the high end clubs because they look good but can't afford a boob job, and get just nasty enough to pull the kind of money the high-end girls make?


StrangeBrew
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
I am partial to a good Sunday brunch spread.


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Cosmo
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Good lunch buffet


911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
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Good lunch buffet


I don't think I could force myself to eat in a strip club. Would feel like carrying a sandwich into a public restroom.
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onelochevy
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Member since Jan 2011
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Naked women


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911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
3158 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Not sure if club names are frowned upon here, but if not, feel free to post why your favorite club is your favorite.


Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10717 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
After I passed my 25th birthday we have been having the talent come to my house. Private talent is way better than public. Any body can walk in the Gold Club and act like a baller.


Doosh606
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The DC
Member since Apr 2008
2117 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Nude bars are the best. Dances for no more than 20 bucks and beer specials, don't tempt me with a good time


HeadyBrosevelt
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Cocaine


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Bunsbert Montcroff
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Member since Jan 2008
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
if i could find a strip club that served high-end craft beer [like good belgian imports and bona fide american craft brews, not fat tire or something] i'd go broke patronizing the place.


CaptainPanic
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
The ones without black women.


arseinclarse
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
I only go to classy establishment. See penthouse.

I can't stand cheap skanks


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911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
From my "perfect mix" description, can anyone guess what club I'm referring to in the New Orleans region?
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CaptainPanic
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Lipstixxx?


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lsu480
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Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
82876 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
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I only go to classy establishment. See penthouse. I can't stand cheap skanks


Maybe if was because I went the night before the BCSNCG but Penthouse was terrible. There were not nearly enough girls, they were not even really hot and I want to say dances were like $50 a song.


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TigerstuckinMS
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
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From my "perfect mix" description, can anyone guess what club I'm referring to in the New Orleans region?


Visions.


tduecen
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111173 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Cheap Hookers


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LouisianaLady
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2009
63339 posts

re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Penthouse BR for the service industry specials.

Ricks in Nola for most fun.

Helps when you have skeezeball friends who go so often that they call ahead and have rooms saved for us.


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lsuwontonwrap
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re: What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
This whole thread


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