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re: What is the single ultimate douchebag status symbol?

Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:32 am to
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:32 am to
As long as you don't look like Florida Georgia Line, you're probably okay in my book. Douchebags generally know how to spend money and have a good time.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:33 am to
I want my car to be as quiet as possible. I rode in a Tesla a while back. Its literally silent and it was awesome.

Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5010 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:33 am to
Jawbone in ear and speaking into it like no one is around.

hate those people. Scientific fact I made up: 9 out 10 people that wear those are assholes.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:34 am to
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Jawbone in ear and speaking into it like no one is around.

hate those people. Scientific fact I made up: 9 out 10 people that wear those are assholes.




Is that a tiny ear piece bluetooth?

If so, yes.

That irritates me maybe more than anything in this thread. Good one. I have an irrational dislike of those people.
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3013 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:36 am to
bluetooth guy at the grocery store can eat many bags of dicks
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:37 am to
A ponytail on a man is a damn strong clue.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15298 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:38 am to
I can see costas if you fish on the reg. I got a few buddies though that wear them all the time that can't even tie their own lines. Pretty sad actually. And there I am in my white boots. No sunglasses. Mossy oak shirt that was bought ten years ago just slaying the fish.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:42 am to
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A ponytail on a man is a damn strong clue.



Probably.

But there are some seriously cool dudes that have rocked pony tails in history. So it definitely has its exceptions.



Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80875 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:43 am to
I'd have that many tats and douche clothes and sing shitty music to make millions and be able to frick hot bitches all the time

Just saying
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:48 am to
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My Uncle has like 6 light bars on his trail jeep. I thought it was a bit excessive until I went out with him on an overnight ride. Couldn't tell it was dark outside within 20 ft of the Jeep

Hard Four-wheeling at Night? (Not hunting-related)

Darwin Award-Winner potential [HIGH] LOW


This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 9:49 am
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39427 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:50 am to
And you would be a douchebag I would also do the same
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:54 am to
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Hard Four-wheeling at Night? (Not hunting-related)

Darwin Award-Winner potential [HIGH] LOW


It was out in Texas and close to 40 Jeeps. It was pretty cool
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:55 am to
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I'd have that many tats and douche clothes and sing shitty music to make millions and be able to frick hot bitches all the time

Just saying



They weren't paid millions to do this. They were like this by choice and then were paid millions. And the tats aren't something I even noticed tbh.

And I don't think I would. I couldn't look at myself in the mirror every night knowing I was a giant poser.

These guys don't have to worry about that, because thats who they are.

They just started their own clothing line called "Can't Afford Not To". I wish I was making that up.


ETA:

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Bama and Beer


Nevermind
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 9:57 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:57 am to
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Hard Four-wheeling at Night? (Not hunting-related)

Darwin Award-Winner potential [HIGH] LOW



Yeah, but that shite is FUN.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80875 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:59 am to
Still don't care
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15298 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:04 am to
Right. Does this dude even man bun? It's like a pussy magnet.
Posted by BoredStateWorker
Member since Feb 2015
132 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:05 am to
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Yeah, but that shite is FUN.


Give me a bottle of bourbon and a tight technical woods trail, and I'll show you intoxication is just a state of mind.

I won't drink more than a pint at a restaurant... Off-road, I just scoot along.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:10 am to
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Jacked up truck
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:31 am to
Anything close or associated with this look....



Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5688 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 10:40 am to
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I don't like Costas, but they are pretty good glasses and fine for fishing.

Maybe Costa bumper stickers on your vehicle is a better thing to say.



Costas are great, I'm guilty I guess.

My vote is for Monster Energy drink apparel/decals.
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