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re: What is the single ultimate douchebag status symbol?

Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:08 am to
Posted by bigrob385series
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:08 am to
shaved arms
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Michael Kors or Invicta watches


If a watch isn't huge and/or flashy, I don't see how it can be trashy.

RHYME!

But seriously, some Invicta's look like timex's. How is that trashy?
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:14 am to
YETI stickers
Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:15 am to
I saw a dude with a slanted shocker sticker on his Dodge truck. D O U C H E B A G
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:19 am to
After much internal debate, I have decided that the most glaring example of douchebaggery incarnate in the world today is...





drumroll please
























Florida Georgia Line




There are at least 10 things in this picture mentioned in this thread and another 30 that could have been.

Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:19 am to
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I saw a dude with a slanted shocker sticker on his Dodge truck. D O U C H E B A G


DOUCETRASH
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:20 am to
Because the vast majority of the buyers pick monstrosities like the Hydromax. Gold toned too.
Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:20 am to
I agree 100%. My God they suck at everything

ETA: that front tuck tho
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 9:22 am
Posted by BoredStateWorker
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:22 am to
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Right, the Baja1000 doesn't come through BR last time I checked.


I live off the main hwy at the end of 20 miles of twolane. 4 HID KC floods mean I see everything.

LEDs are for trendy little posers who won't admit that LED still has nowhere near the throw of HID.

LED bars are for reverse lights and side lights.
Posted by AUjim
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:24 am to
WALLET CHAINS! Forgot that one.

Also...vests. Unless you're Boyd MF Crowder...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:25 am to
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Also...vests. Unless you're Boyd MF Crowder...


Literally on their album cover

Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:25 am to
If douchebags wear vests, than call me The Situation. I love a good fleece vest
Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:26 am to
Dude that should be in the OP of this thread. I hope you dick slap them if you ever see them around in Nashville
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:26 am to
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If douchebags wear vests, than call me The Situation. I love a good fleece vest



I don't think he meant fleece vests. Those are just warm. I don't wear them, but they look normal.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:27 am to
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douchebags wear vests, than call me The Situation. I love a good fleece vest


I wear a fleece pullover when the situation calls for it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:27 am to
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Dude that should be in the OP of this thread. I hope you dick slap them if you ever see them around in Nashville



Saw them at a Restaurant once. They dress just like that in real life too.

But goddamn they had 4 women at their table that had my pants fitting weird.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:27 am to
What ever the cheapest model of Lexus car is.
Posted by No8Easy2
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:28 am to
this mod...

Posted by BoredStateWorker
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:29 am to
I actually like a sweater vest. You can pull mad tail in a sweater vest over a button up.

Look Douchey sure... But pussy wipes that doucheyness right off.
Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 9:30 am to
Exhaust? I was guilty at one time in my life. I like the sound as long as you're not flooring it between red lights. My v6 is nice and quiet.
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