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re: What is the longest sentence you would serve in jail?

Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7267 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:28 pm to
Would my family be able to flee with me or are they left behind?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54176 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

I would not suck over 3 dicks in 5 years


quote:

Pickle Rick

Good luck in prison, Pickle Rick.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:48 pm to
I spent the weekend in jail. I tried to leave for anything over a year for damn sure. frick that. It's literal hell.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11615 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:50 pm to
Is it a Shawshank type prison or a minimum security prison?
Posted by Plantworker79
Convent
Member since Jun 2019
26 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 3:38 pm to
Such idiots. It’s not cock prison unless you let it be. We aren’t talking about Guantanamo Bay here. You guys are dumbasses who have never had their knuckles checked. 5 years wouldn’t be fun, but then again been there done that rape free
Posted by Pickle Rick
City of St. George
Member since Jan 2020
161 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:22 pm to
How big is your family, only like immediate family would be able to go.
Posted by Pickle Rick
City of St. George
Member since Jan 2020
161 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:23 pm to
Shawshank or some equivalent of it
Posted by Pickle Rick
City of St. George
Member since Jan 2020
161 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:26 pm to
Is that a subtle brag about prison time you have served?

if so, you can be a vital asset to this conversation.

How much hanky panky was going on?

Would you have left the country if you knew you would be in jail for 5 or more years?

Did you join a gang?

If you did suck any dick... what was the dick sucking to year ratio?
This post was edited on 9/18/20 at 4:26 pm
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16521 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:29 pm to
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You guys are dumbasses who have never had their knuckles checked


I'm not sure that getting into fights gives you knowledge about what goes on in prison

How long were you in?
Posted by Dave_O
Member since Apr 2018
1134 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:33 pm to
I spent about 8 hours in the drunk tank one night. That was plenty enough for me. I don’t plan on going back.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:36 pm to
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Including commas?


It’s prison. Gonna be some colons involved.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176072 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:37 pm to
well played
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32603 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:39 pm to
Probably any felony.

You’re kinda screwed once you have a felony on your record.

I know a pilot with access to a seaplane, I’m headed off to an island in the Caribbean.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25764 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:40 pm to
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Also at what point would you say frick it all and flee the country


Fleeing the country is harder than people think unless you have everything in place prior to the arrest and have people who won't screw you over. Most of the time people with a plan in place are "professional" criminals. Most people and most criminal attorneys don't know a real-life Ed Galbraith.

Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:42 pm to
0 years
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3972 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:46 pm to
I rode in the backseat of a police car once and it was to get to their HQs to fix computer shite after a hurricane.

I’m 47 and will never spend one second in a jail cell.

Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7010 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:13 pm to
Are you the guy that just got busted for online solicitation of a minor?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48685 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

I’m 47 and will never spend one second in a jail cell

I've gotten held in a police substation two or three times when I was a minor. That's been pretty much it for me.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12066 posts
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:27 pm to
5 hours is all I could manage
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