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What is the best thing money can buy?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 2:20 am
Posted on 4/20/16 at 2:20 am
I'd say a hat. Why? You really should protect your eyes from all sorts of things that the weather can project right into them.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 2:25 am to bourne1978
Chapstick. You don't need it until u ain't got it.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 3:30 am to bourne1978
Surgery to tighten up your moms worn out pussy.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:11 am to iliveinabox
Time.
Doesn't buy you a later expiration date but if you make your money work for you instead of the other way around then you can spend the time you have on the things that matter not slaving away.
Doesn't buy you a later expiration date but if you make your money work for you instead of the other way around then you can spend the time you have on the things that matter not slaving away.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:13 am to bourne1978
Piece of mind that you won't be homeless or starving.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:16 am to TejasPete
Time. Money pays for help like lawn care and cleaning services so my wife and I can spend timewith our kids.
This post was edited on 4/20/16 at 5:17 am
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:25 am to TejasPete
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Time.
Doesn't buy you a later expiration date but if you make your money work for you instead of the other way around then you can spend the time you have on the things that matter not slaving away.
This.
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slaving
#triggered
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:27 am to bourne1978
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The Meaning of Life (1983)
Exec #1: Item six on the agenda: "The Meaning of Life" Now uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
Exec #2: Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
Exec #3: What was that about hats again?
Exec #2: Oh, Uh... people aren't wearing enough.
Exec #1: Is this true?
Exec #4: Certainly. Hat sales have increased but not pari passu, as our research...
Exec #3: [Interrupting] "Not wearing enough"? enough for what purpose?
Exec #5: Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted...
[looking out window]
Exec #5: Has anyone noticed that building there before?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:28 am to bourne1978
A jetski. I've never seen a person frowning on one
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:37 am to bourne1978
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This post was edited on 5/29/16 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 4/20/16 at 5:43 am to bourne1978
Sex I already got. So that leaves guitars and drugs.
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