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re: What happens trying to sneak booze into Tiger Stadium?

Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:10 pm to
I've been walking in gate 10 for 50 years and never been checked. Back pocket, shirt untucked at the very most.

Vodka in Dasani water bottle, scotch in Lipton tea bottle. I don't spend money on flasks anymore.

My mother always carried my fathers in her purse. Old school flask wrapped in aluminum foil so it didnt leak in her purse. And he would use the jigger on top to make his drinks. Like that mattered.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132323 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:30 pm to
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You have to read every post on The Rant for two hours.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:42 pm to
Before 9/11 you could leave at halftime, go to the car for more booze and come back in. Keep that ticket stub.

Of course you wanted to leave because at halftime everyone was underneath at the concession stands smoking. Talk about second hand smoke that shite was thick.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68199 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:49 pm to
They take you to one of the old dorms and bend you over.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 4:04 pm to
They take you outside the north gate, lock you into a porta-potty and kick it over.

Much better treatment than what they do to people with umbrellas. They tend to make you bend over and insert them into your anus.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 4:12 pm to
And when you object to such unfair treatment, they will open them up....



ouch
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 4:26 pm to
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What happens trying to sneak booze into Tiger Stadium?


1. Take the booze
2. You have to report to the dean of student affairs and clean the stadium after the next football game.
Posted by MeauxMoney
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2010
504 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 4:29 pm to
Butt Chug it or 21 days in EBR Parish Prison
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:38 pm to
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use a Jedi mind trick. Put it in my pocket and try to walk in with a beer in my hand. Of course they tell me to throw it away, but their mind is off anything else I might have.

Freaking brilliant! I gotta try this
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10429 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:41 pm to
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What do they do?


Angola is right up the road.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 2:18 am to
One of the ladies ladies saw my flask poking out of a back pocket.

She said I'd have to get rid of it.

Told her it was root beer.

She said "whatever white boy, it's your issue if they catch you."

Walked in, drank happily.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164127 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:02 am to
How do you get caught? I've never once been searched going into tiger stadium.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:05 am to
If you are a regular (non student) ticket holder, you can have a flask sticking out of your hip pocket and they won't care. Back in the day, if you were a student they just confiscated it. They undoubtedly have some absurd Mickey Mouse disciplinary procedure now.
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