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What do you if you're jealous of a dude?

Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted by TigersHeisman225
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
632 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:05 pm
I know I guy I hate, and I figured out why. He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.

My strategy is avoid him and talk just a little bad about him. Thoughts? And please avoid being self-righteous. We are all jealous of someone.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:06 pm to
Get good, scrub
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57676 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:06 pm to
Just jerk him off and you'll feel better
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:07 pm to
Offer to have his babies or something. You'll feel better.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.

The answer is obvious. Just ask him out for coffee and then flirt with him a little. See if he wants to come watch Netflix with you.

Eta:
quote:

My strategy is avoid him and talk just a little bad about him.

You have to be a woman
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:09 pm to
frickin Jake Ryan
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11426 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:10 pm to
Ok.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5808 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:12 pm to
Come out the closet
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35479 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:12 pm to
This is the first of several conversations that will eventually lead to disappointing your father.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65654 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

I know I guy I hate, and I figured out why.
He's tall,
smart,
athletic,
kind of rich,
good looking,
funny
and other people seem to like him.
quote:

My strategy is....(to) talk just a little bad about him.
You're not very good at this strategy.

PS: I forgive you for your jealousy.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm to
You've absolutely come to the right place
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6220 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:18 pm to
somewhere that guy is complaining about the ugly,poor and boring guy that hates him
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124384 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to
Ask him if he'd like a blowjob
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3526 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to
accept that he's better. That kind of sucks, but you're probably better than I am. It's easier if you can accept it.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35479 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

Ask him if he'd like a blowjob

At this point it'd be rude not to.
Posted by meangene323
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
808 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.


This could be any one of us OTers. You are obviously not one of us. Piss off.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:36 pm to
Sorry I throat fricked your high school crush. Would take it back if I could baw.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8509 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:37 pm to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:39 pm to
Have sex with his sister
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