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What do you do if you find a roach in your house? Burn your house down of course
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:19 pm
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27-year-old Kelly Baker, said she shot the roach because she believed her life was in danger and then burned her home down “just to be sure.”
“The damned thing was going to fly directly at my head if I didn’t do something. And, uh, helllll no,” said Baker.
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Police say that around 10:30 pm Monday a giant, flying roach made its way through a living room window and began crawling down the curtains before being noticed. Baker said she had just seconds to act because the can of Raid was in the other room and there was no way she was using her shoes, so she pulled out her gun and shot, hitting the roach.
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Baker, who was home alone at the time, then doused the place with gasoline and evacuated moments later before setting it ablaze. When asked if she overreacted to the situation as she is now homeless, Baker remained confident in her decision.
“What if I only wounded it and it came back? Have you seen these things? I had to be sure. Burning it with fire was the only way to be sure. And I’m at peace with my choice,” said Baker.
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Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:20 pm to tgrbaitn08
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NOLA Satire & Parody
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to upgrayedd
why you gotta poo poo on my thread?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to tgrbaitn08
You know this isn't a real story, right?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to tgrbaitn08
That wasn't even good satire
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:23 pm to stout
What's up with NO and all these shitty Onion knock off websites?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:23 pm to stout
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That wasn't even good satire
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:24 pm to tgrbaitn08
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so she pulled out her gun and shot, hitting the roach.
That's just good marksmanship.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:26 pm to tgrbaitn08
As an old Southern lady once told me:
"If you see it in someone else's house it is a roach, in your house it is a Palmetto Bug."
"If you see it in someone else's house it is a roach, in your house it is a Palmetto Bug."
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:28 pm to stout
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That wasn't even good satire
for real. At least with a lot of Onion articles you kind of have that twinge of doubt like "this isn't real...or is it?"
This was just stupid.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:32 pm to tgrbaitn08
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why you gotta poo poo on my thread?
I'm just adding to the existing pile of poo poo
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:45 pm to jrodLSUke
I WILL NOT TOLERATE....INFESTATION!!
Posted on 6/2/15 at 3:55 pm to upgrayedd
Hurry, find a thread you can go ruin someones wet dream in
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:29 pm to tgrbaitn08
Don't think I'd burn my house down, but I would probably sleep in a hotel until the pesticide service could come and inundate my house.
I deal with spiders, scorpions, and snakes without any problem whatsoever. Roaches, I cannot deal with. I loathe these creatures to the point where if I see one, I dream about it later. Even though satire, can't say my reaction would be even close to reasonable.
I deal with spiders, scorpions, and snakes without any problem whatsoever. Roaches, I cannot deal with. I loathe these creatures to the point where if I see one, I dream about it later. Even though satire, can't say my reaction would be even close to reasonable.
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:34 pm to tgrbaitn08
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What do you do if you find a roach in your house?
Smell it first, and then smoke it more than likely.
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