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re: What do I need to do to be part of the bro-country culture?

Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:42 am to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:42 am to
Join a frat
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:42 am to
#1 is fight any guy that your girl says hello too. Doesn't even matter if he initiated the convo. That's your girl and he shouldn't say hey to her
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:42 am to
Come home real country music.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67078 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:44 am to
That comes from the heart
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:46 am to
Sorry you got beat up man.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:48 am to
Nah I beat his arse. That's why I said fight them. Not beat them up
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:49 am to
go get yourself a yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:49 am to
quote:

3. Some sort of ice chest or cooler, in which to chill beers.


Ahem....a Yeti is de rigueur
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Come home real country music.



Sturgillsiah
Isbellsiah
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:50 am to
Mate guarding is the most beta thing a man can do

Women get moist when you act like you give zero fricks. If she knows you are so invested in her that you are willing to mate guard that gives her all the leverage and it's over
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:51 am to
I saw a guy the other day in a jacked up Silverado with a sticker on the back window that said "Dem Kountry Boyz"

That's probably a good start
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:51 am to
quote:

goldennugget



"That guy just hit on me! What are you going to do?"
"Probably nothing, go for it if it worked."
"Ugh"
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:58 am to
quote:



"That guy just hit on me! What are you going to do?"
"Probably nothing, go for it if it worked."
"Ugh"


Bingo

The number one way to have the leverage over women is dread. Dread is the constant fear in her mind that you can find a better woman and leave at any time.

If you mate guard you are doing the opposite of Dread.
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:01 pm to
You must perfect this phrase:

Hey babe, you got my dip?
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42465 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:13 pm to
sure hope the dude in your avi isn't you, cause he looks like the poster child for bro country douchebag. Right down to the blue mirrored glasses.



quote:

jacked up Silverado with a sticker on the back window that said "Dem Kountry Boyz"



see these in S. LA too, but usually driven by a black guy in his 20s who likes trail rides and pretends to be a roper. Hardly bro country
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:16 pm to
Really tight jeans with some fancy pattern on them
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Be straight but act gay


I think you mean "be gay, but try to act straight, but still end up looking gay"
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:21 pm to
I own Cinch jeans, cowboys boots (round toe), and listen to Red Dirt country?

Am I bro country? I need to know if my fashion choices and music taste are OT-approved!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:22 pm to
A few have mentioned cowboy hats. I don't find most wear cowboy hats. Most wear baseball (or actually trucker style) caps. With that, you have an option. Either flatbill it, or curve the crap out of the bill, so it looks more like a beak! And pull it down all the way to your eyes.
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