What do I need to do to be part of the bro-country culture?

wear skinny jeans and sing shitty songs

a lobotomy would be a good start

tailgate down, take off your snapback and put it on the head of the hot girl you're with

bam, you're in

Plaid, ripped designer jeans, Cowboy hat, truck WITH A TAILGATE is a must, beer (preferably bud light) and bicardy by the river, and an overwhelming sense of douche baggery (including some sort of facial hair, brag about how great of a time you're having while making very little money when in actuality you're probably from a snotty rich upbringing, and a sense of how amazing you are). A hot girl wearing your shirt or hat would up your image too.

You need to acquire:

1. Pickup truck with a tailgate that can be lowered.

2. Ownership of or access to a dirt road, over which you may drive said pickup.

3. Some sort of ice chest or cooler, in which to chill beers.

4. A working radio, out of which you may play your favorite song(s).

5. Blue jeans, preferably faded and torn.

6. (optional, but recommended) - A fire pit or equivalent place to burn wood recreationally, dance around all night, etc.

7. A country girl who really enjoys 1 - 6.



If that doesn't make you bro-country, it will do until bro-country comes along.

Cowboy boots, cowboy hat, blue jeans, dip, 4x4 pickup truck, motorboat on a trailor, and a yeti cooler filled with ice, beer and fireball.

Just take that ensemble and go down to the Prop Stop, The Texas Club, Raxx, the Cowboy Club, or any other similar environment.

It also helps if you're in college in the SEC, belong to a frat, and have family with a beach house or condo on the gulf coast.

All you have to do is build a bonfire, put out a folding table for beer pong, pop the tailgate down on the truck, get the speakers blaring Florida Georgia Line and wait for the girls in cowgirl boots and painted on cut up jeans to congregate and yell "yehaw"!

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It also helps if you're in college in the SEC, belong to a frat, and have family with a beach house or condo on the gulf coast.

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Bro-country is NF

Really, because that's what all the sorostitutes are listening to. All of those frat bro's have jacked up pickups for a reason. Even if they don't actually like the music, they know the women they want to get with do. Bro-country is just boy bands packaged for a new generation of girls with just enough rock riffs than all men won't automatically dismiss them as "gay" (most still do). It's party music so that white people have something they can play at parties without having to he ashamed because they can't dance to hip/hop. It's the even whiter man's hip/hop.

You're right and I don't want you to be.