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What did the miniature horse tell Mr. Wagner that caused him to penetrate it?

Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:11 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:11 am
Hayyyyyyyyy!



quote:

According to a release from Ephrata Police, 21-year-old Travis L. Wagner is charged with burglary and sexual intercourse with an animal.

On Aug. 16, police were called to Indiantown Road in West Cocalico Township. Witnesses said they saw a man park near a barn, enter the structure for a short time and leave. Police were given the suspect’s license plate number.

When police made contact with Wagner, he admitted that he had entered the barn for the purpose of engaging in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse that lived inside.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:12 am to
Neigh means Neigh
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:13 am to
Denver, PA.

what a shithole
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
1597 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:20 am to
The shame his parents must feel...

In all honesty, as a parent, what would you do in that situation
?
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 9:21 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124288 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:23 am to
A horse is a horse for intercourse.
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 9:24 am
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25201 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:40 am to
quote:

When police made contact with Wagner, he admitted that he had entered the barn for the purpose of engaging in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse that lived inside.


What ever happened to good old fashioned lying?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76340 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:44 am to
Why couldn't he just jerk off to My Little Pony like a normal person
Posted by KYINYOI
Lower St. Bernard
Member since Jun 2009
490 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:46 am to
Was the Horse Male or Female?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30580 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:48 am to
He rode that horse bareback
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 9:48 am to
quote:

What ever happened to good old fashioned lying?


Short of some serious torture, why would anyone admit this? I can think of dozens of things to say about why I was in someone's barn with "the Farmers Daughter" being at the top of the list.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21933 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:12 am to
Couldn't find a sheep farm?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:16 am to
is that the Sham Wow guy?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:18 am to
quote:

is that the Sham Wow guy?


Come on man, that guy is slaying tail all over, why would he be fricking a horse?

You know women frick him just for the story.
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2256 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:24 am to
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1569 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:28 am to
quote:

is that the Sham Wow guy?


You're gonna love my nuts!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166322 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:31 am to
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Posted by RoyMcavoy
Member since Jul 2010
1874 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:34 am to
Let's get the government out of our pocketbooks and out of our barns!
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
2926 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Witnesses said they saw a man park near a barn, enter the structure for a short time and leave.


I guess the horse didn't know any good stall tactics.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30347 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 12:54 pm to
Kinda gives a whole new perspective on pin the tail on the donkey.
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