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What attributes can a person have that automatically says they are a douche?

Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:16 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:16 am
Kind of like how neon blue colored frogs mean they are poisonous, or a red violin shape on a black spider means its a poiosonous black widow, what are your tells?

Here is my list:

-They dip
-They drive a huge truck that is never use for actual things a huge truck would be needed for(towing, hauling, getting work done), or their facebook profile pic is that of their truck
-Their facebook or instagram or whatever profile picture is a shirtless pic of them showing off their muscles, or a pic of them working out at the gym
-They have large visible tattoos
-They wear a cowboy hat when going out for the evening
-Any kind of frat attire
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:16 am to
Define frat attire please.
This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 11:19 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:17 am to
Jesuit alumn
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:17 am to
quote:

-Any kind of frat attire


Someone is still bitter about not getting a single bid from a frat, huh?
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:18 am to
I thought that was a pretty solid list actually.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:18 am to
Barbwire arm tattoo

Fake and Bake

Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:18 am to
Posted by goldennugget

DNR
Posted by Mootsman
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:19 am to
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This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 11:20 am
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:19 am to
spikey short hair
Posted by theronswanson
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:19 am to
quote:

They dip


Ding.
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:19 am to
goatee
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Jesuit alumn



This.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:20 am to
use hair gel
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:20 am to
So you don't like cowboys or fratstars. What else is left?
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:21 am to
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Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:21 am to
quote:

hey wear a cowboy hat when going out for the evening
because real cowboys don't exist
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:21 am to
I know a lot of good ole boys that would give you the shirt off their back that dip. Strike that one.

Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

wear a cowboy hat when going out for the evening


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Here is my list:

-They dip
-They drive a huge truck that is never use for actual things a huge truck would be needed for(towing, hauling, getting work done), or their facebook profile pic is that of their truck
-Their facebook or instagram or whatever profile picture is a shirtless pic of them showing off their muscles, or a pic of them working out at the gym
-They have large visible tattoos
-They wear a cowboy hat when going out for the evening
-Any kind of frat attire



Hope you don't live in the South.

Visible tattoos? There are lots of awesome people with visible large tattoos.


And I think you mostly hate rednecks.





For me, the sure fire way to spot a douche bag is if someone really judges people by what they wear and how they look without knowing anything about that person.

Oh and people who litter. People who litter are major douche bags.


This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 11:26 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:23 am to
When I was home in Fort Worth a couple weeks ago my sisters were using Tinder and Hot or Not for fun and it seems like 95% of the guys fell into one of my criteria.

Tons of douche looking dudes wearing Cowboy Hats in bar settings trying to look like some kind of Cowboy or John Wayne

Tons of shirtless mirror pics and gym pics

Tons of tattoo pics and smoking pics and binge drinking pics

But most of all tons of frat pics.
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