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re: What are the qualities of a good wingman...

Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:54 pm to
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It varies depending on your strengths/weaknesses. I wasn't a good ice breaker. If I had a WM that was one of those "can talk to a wall" type people, deals got closed. Im the Mariano Rivera of taking arse.


Me and my best WM always had a way of keeping the conversation flowing in a funny and subtly flattering way, with some light hearted jabs thrown in to keep it honest.
Posted by trillhog
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 pm to
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trillhog would be my wingman pick


I don't jump on grenades , but I'll let you tell her my Dickson condo is yours.
Posted by purplengold4lyf
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:55 pm to
Wingwomen are where it's at
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14507 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:57 pm to
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Just let her blow you in the parking lot. You just have to distract her long enough for your buddy to escape with the friend. A good friend will return the favor and fall on the chubby one next time.
funny, you sayin that just brought back some old memories of doing just that. Ok, so I've had a fatty or 2,
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14507 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:58 pm to
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Wingwomen are where it's at
aint THAT the truth. Nothing better than a woman talking you up to another chick. ESPECIALLY if she's better friends with u than the target, lol
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 8:59 pm to
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Wingwomen are where it's at

aint THAT the truth. Nothing better than a woman talking you up to another chick. ESPECIALLY if she's better friends with u than the target, lol



yep

other chicks eat it up when a girl talks you up...sometimes it's not even fair, like fishing with dynamite or something
Posted by trillhog
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:01 pm to
a great wingman chats up the lades while you get wasted and then comes and gets you when it's time to take them to the after party.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47754 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:03 pm to
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other chicks eat it up when a girl talks you up...sometimes it's not even fair, like fishing with dynamite or something


Is this "sportfishing" or is that when the chick with you is talking up other chicks to try and bring them home for both of you?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:03 pm to
Shoot down the enemy
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:07 pm to
that's called bosceaux'ing you sandbaggin sonuvabitch!!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:07 pm to
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Wingwomen are where it's at


This X 3

Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:09 pm to
Not having one in the 1st place.
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:10 pm to
Now this is true. That and a wedding ring.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176037 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:11 pm to
I invited a fellow OT'er to join me and some lady friends at an Astros game

7th inning he gets up to leave and one of the girls gives him her card,, her did her in the arse a week later

id say that's a damn good wingman
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:11 pm to
Wingmen are for losers.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14507 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:11 pm to
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other chicks eat it up when a girl talks you up...sometimes it's not even fair, like fishing with dynamite or som
Posted by trillhog
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:12 pm to
married wingmen are the worst they think they can frick anybody.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47754 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:13 pm to
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that's called bosceaux'ing you sandbaggin sonuvabitch!!
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 9:17 pm to
I always remember this commercial when thinking of the wingman.

LINK

I feel like there was also one for bud light way back for "Real Men of Genius" or the original "Real American Heroes"
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