What are some words your significant other does not approve of?

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c u n t thats the only one I can think of

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“I like, the word "count". It is a beautiful word. To me, there's just beauty in that word. And I don't - I mean aesthetically. It has -- It's like, chocolatey, and round on the ends! I just like the -- "count" -- I just like the way it sounds! And I don't use it as an insult. I'm, like alone in the laundry. I'm like "count! Cuuuunt!" I just like saying it! I would never call a woman a count. Except for my mom, because she likes it for some weird reason... But... It's a very misused word. It's supposed to mean "vagina", which I don't think works at all. Because vaginas are so sweet! They're little pretty things! With little flower petal-y lips! I hear a piccolo in my head every time I see a vagina! Doodle-doodle-doo, doodle-doo! Even "vagina" is too harsh! They should be called, like, a "falalalalala"! (Vocalises) There should be a butterfly fluttering around every vagina all the time! Just all the time! A little butterfly. You go to the doctor, and he's like, "Well, the butterfly looks good, so we're in good shape." Good color to the butterfly. How do you look at something that pretty and say "That's a count!"? It doesn't fit at all. Maybe if it was a giant vagina that was attacking a town. And throwing buses around and knocking over telephone poles. Then you could say, "Hey, somebody shoot that count with a bazooka!" It's gonna step on the candy store!”

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Unlike most women, my girlfriend really has no issue with the word 'moist'

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