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What are some unwritten rules of Guy/Bro code?

Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:37 am
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
47131 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:37 am
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If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on the bar, then call 911.





Of course, after this thread, they will technically be written rules..
This post was edited on 8/14/15 at 11:39 am
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26519 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:38 am to
If you went to the strip club, tell no one.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39501 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:38 am to
If a bro dies, delete the history from his computer and cell phone
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:40 am to
If a bro dies, bang his wife.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26519 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:41 am to
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:50 am to
The first rule of guy/bro code is you don't talk about guy/bro code.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11355 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:51 am to
Booty calls are people too
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
13967 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:51 am to
Rule #1: If you are older than 15, never use the terminology Guy/Bro code.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:52 am to
quote:

The first rule of guy/bro code is you don't talk about guy/bro code.


Tell that to RougeTiger who told a stranger that his girlfriend was fricking her husband.

Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:53 am to
If you are the only black guy on a baseball/softball team, you MUST bat leadoff
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:53 am to
In his truck.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79202 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:53 am to
quote:

If you are the only black guy on a baseball/softball team, you MUST bat leadoff



This is just common sense
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:56 am to
quote:

by BRgetthenet
If a bro dies, bang his wife.



One of my buddies is always bragging about the great blow jobs his wife gives him. I told if he ever dies in a situation where it's just him and I , I will tell his wife his last words were tell my wife not to blow anyone but you.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3014 posts
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:30 pm to
I'm getting old and have been out of it for a while, but this is some of what I remember....

1) Pictures/filming shall be limited to acts of extreme fun or stupidity - no selfies, group photos, or pictures of your friends dancing with or trying to hook up with women
2) If a friend tries to go home with a girl, let him, he'll be fine.
3) If a friend has broken away from your group and is talking to a girl, don't stand in the background looking like a creep, you have to try to look like you're having fun, go hang out on the opposite side of the bar if you have to.
4) If your friend is talking to a girl, and her less attractive friend is looking bored, you are obligated to entertain her. The less attractive friend will get a headache and want to leave shortly if you don't, and she'll take the attractive friend with her.
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