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What are some unwritten rules of Guy/Bro code?
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:37 am
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:37 am
quote:
If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on the bar, then call 911.
Of course, after this thread, they will technically be written rules..
This post was edited on 8/14/15 at 11:39 am
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:38 am to LSUAlum2001
If you went to the strip club, tell no one.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:38 am to LSUAlum2001
If a bro dies, delete the history from his computer and cell phone
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:40 am to LSUAlum2001
If a bro dies, bang his wife.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:50 am to LSUAlum2001
The first rule of guy/bro code is you don't talk about guy/bro code.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:51 am to LSUAlum2001
Booty calls are people too
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:51 am to LSUAlum2001
Rule #1: If you are older than 15, never use the terminology Guy/Bro code.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:52 am to bencoleman
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The first rule of guy/bro code is you don't talk about guy/bro code.
Tell that to RougeTiger who told a stranger that his girlfriend was fricking her husband.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:53 am to The First Cut
If you are the only black guy on a baseball/softball team, you MUST bat leadoff
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:53 am to Mr. Hangover
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If you are the only black guy on a baseball/softball team, you MUST bat leadoff
This is just common sense
Posted on 8/14/15 at 11:56 am to BRgetthenet
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by BRgetthenet
If a bro dies, bang his wife.
One of my buddies is always bragging about the great blow jobs his wife gives him. I told if he ever dies in a situation where it's just him and I , I will tell his wife his last words were tell my wife not to blow anyone but you.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:30 pm to LSUAlum2001
I'm getting old and have been out of it for a while, but this is some of what I remember....
1) Pictures/filming shall be limited to acts of extreme fun or stupidity - no selfies, group photos, or pictures of your friends dancing with or trying to hook up with women
2) If a friend tries to go home with a girl, let him, he'll be fine.
3) If a friend has broken away from your group and is talking to a girl, don't stand in the background looking like a creep, you have to try to look like you're having fun, go hang out on the opposite side of the bar if you have to.
4) If your friend is talking to a girl, and her less attractive friend is looking bored, you are obligated to entertain her. The less attractive friend will get a headache and want to leave shortly if you don't, and she'll take the attractive friend with her.
1) Pictures/filming shall be limited to acts of extreme fun or stupidity - no selfies, group photos, or pictures of your friends dancing with or trying to hook up with women
2) If a friend tries to go home with a girl, let him, he'll be fine.
3) If a friend has broken away from your group and is talking to a girl, don't stand in the background looking like a creep, you have to try to look like you're having fun, go hang out on the opposite side of the bar if you have to.
4) If your friend is talking to a girl, and her less attractive friend is looking bored, you are obligated to entertain her. The less attractive friend will get a headache and want to leave shortly if you don't, and she'll take the attractive friend with her.
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