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Weird Allergies - Semen
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:52 pm
So I just met this girl a few weeks ago, and we finally sealed the deal (inb4congratsonthesex) and today she called me and said she has an allergy to semen. Is this real life or what?
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Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:54 pm to JAB528
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today she called me and said she has an allergy to semen
Your semen, at least.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:54 pm to JAB528
Damn bro. You were THAT bad eh?
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:54 pm to JAB528
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today she called me and said she has an allergy to semen
Is this code for pregnant?
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:55 pm to JAB528
We'll need some pics of said girl to provide more assistance.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 7:56 pm to JAB528
I dated a few girls who had this. It seems pretty common to me
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:09 pm to JAB528
My wife has it, just keep spraying the guts and they will build up a tolerance
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:11 pm to JAB528
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and today she called me and said she has an allergy to semen. Is this real life or what?
Tell her "To make that claim, you need to replicate the results by testing it at least two more times. How about Thursday?"
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:13 pm to Pectus
Andre???? Is that you? Did you get back together with Trixie? Lol
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:15 pm to JAB528
Maybe your semen has AIDS in it...
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:17 pm to JAB528
Google:
It also effects the throat.
Poor girl.
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Sperm allergy, sometimes called semen allergy or seminal plasma hypersensitivity, is a rare allergic reaction to proteins found in a man's semen. It mostly affects women. Some common symptoms of sperm allergy are redness, swelling, pain, itching, and a burning sensation in the vaginal area.
It also effects the throat.
Poor girl.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:18 pm to JAB528
You have AIDS.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:21 pm to craigbiggio
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I dated a few girls who had this
1 girl might be explainable, but multiple??
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:21 pm to JAB528
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we finally sealed the deal (inb4congratsonthesex)
Nobody was thinking that, sodomite.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:38 pm to JAB528
Are her initials AG?
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:39 pm to JAB528
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semen allergy
Not a problem unless she also has a latex allergy.
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:42 pm to JAB528
So a Peter North cumshot could kill her?
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:44 pm to JAB528
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Weird Allergies - Semen
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:44 pm to JAB528
You got rott nut, baw?
Posted on 1/26/16 at 8:47 pm to TigerPox
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It also effects the throat.
Now, I'm calling bullshite.
A woman made this up, right?
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