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re: Was Jazzland A Cool Park?

Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by TigerNlc
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:08 pm to
Watched that documentary last week. Decent doc.
Posted by BZ504
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:10 pm to
Was it a daycare for urban yutes during the summer months?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:15 pm to
Neither one was very good. It got a little better when 6 flags took over. It needed better roller coasters.
Posted by footballdude
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:47 pm to
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Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

quote: Documentary about it was pretty interesting Was crazy to learn the first year, JL had something like 1.2M visitors but the next, 600K.


That’s why it was never going to survive long term. Small market parks don’t make much money and Jazzland cost a lot to build.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:27 pm to
Il
quote:

Cool


No, more like sweltering hot.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:28 pm to
The Jean Lafitte ride fricked
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Was it a daycare for urban yutes during the summer months?


I’d read where they had to stop their “$10 before 10 AM” tickets because of “large fights that would spread through the park”.
Posted by Antioch
Anytown, USA
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:29 pm to
It was actually very nice.. with a huge wooden coaster Zephyr that was like the Texas Cyclone and some other cool rides. The only prob was not enough trees for shade and of course that it was in NOLA East. Should've put in Kenner by the lake like Pontchatrain Beach.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:39 pm to
Hell No! Pontchartrain Beach was the best!
Posted by Yeahyouright00
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 10:36 pm to
As a kid I thought it was awesome, but it was the only amusement park I’d been to so guess that’s not saying much
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 10:40 pm to
Decent for a day off excursion, nothing to brag about though. I went a few times but wouldn't have ever thought of buying season passes because it was pretty small.
Posted by BoogalooCopperpot
In my own head
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 10:43 pm to
Yes

Cool as a bag of dicks on ice
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:24 pm to
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They rebranded one of the coasters along those lines and added a Batman ride that was pretty good.


This is what I remember.

Jazzland was cool just because it was a unique place in Louisiana, but it was pretty bland and underwhelming once you compared it to six flags in other states.

Six Flags only improved it a little bit. I'm sure by now it would have been pretty decent if it kept developing, but I think even without Katrina it would have been abandoned.

quote:

quote: Documentary about it was pretty interesting Was crazy to learn the first year, JL had something like 1.2M visitors but the next, 600K.


They had absolutely zero plan to generate excitement beyond opening season
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 11:30 pm
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Was Jazzland A Cool Park?


No! It was hot as frick both times I went.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

That’s why it was never going to survive long term. Small market parks don’t make much money and Jazzland cost a lot to build.

Six Flags made money on the two (?) years it ran JL prior to Katrina. If not for the national Six Flags brand bleeding heavily at the time, they may have found it worthwhile to rehab the New Orleans property.
Posted by Antioch
Anytown, USA
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:16 am to
Duh... just saying it wasnt bad.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:26 am to
It had Batman. It was a good roller coaster. One where your suspended in seats under the track. They disassembled it after a Katrina and sold it to another park. The had the zydeco scream ( I think). Kind of basic but it was fun. You go through the track first in the forward position and there’s a loop and some turns. Then you do it in reverse. It was a fun place. The wooden roller coaster, the a mega Zephyr was decent. They had the small coaster that mutiple, two seat cars went around at once. The track was 3 stories tall and so you had people on the ride above and below you while you’re on. I think it was called the muskrat scrambler and it’s intent was the break your ribs with sharp turns. They had a couple water rides I think. I remember making a poor decision of watching on the viewing platform and getting sprayed but it was more like being submersed and not sprayed. They had one of those classic rides that was like 150 feet tall and would bring you to the top and drop you in a free fall. Then they had a tower that did the opposite and shot you upwards at high speed. I remember being jealous of the people doing the huge swing over the pond in the middle of the park. That shite looked fun. I’d say it was a good time. It was no Six Flags In Dallas or Universal Studios but it wasn’t some crappy carnival. I had a good time the few times I went.
This post was edited on 1/11/22 at 12:28 am
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:42 am to
I went when it first opened when I was 9. I just remember it being hot and my over protective mother wouldn't let me ride the roller coasters.
Posted by KISS ARMY
Da parish brah
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 5:29 am to
Both sucked. No shade. Seemingly 2-3 rides would be out of order. City culture made up 80% of the attendees. Cars would be burglarized while you were in.
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