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Vasectomy Today and in a Lot of Pain (Update Pg. 5)

Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:20 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:20 pm
Got a vasectomy today at 8am. Dr. hit me up with a good amount of Diazepam and Percocet right as I left. Today was also two of the most crucial games of the softball season. Feeling pretty good I went out and played the two games going 5-8 with 2 HRs and 1 2B. The beers are starting to wear off and now I have pretty bad pain (6 on a scale of 10) in my lower abdomen. Is this normal? There isn't any bruising or anything on my sack that I can see.
This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 9:37 am
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Got a vasectomy today at 8am.

That's great news. Seriously, congratulations.
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
3972 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:22 pm to
i know nothing of the vasectomy recovery time. But you went and played softball after it?

Who are you? Wade Boggs?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:22 pm to
Dumb arse. You're supposed to ride that gravy train for a week during March madness. Complain to your wife how uncomfortable you are all of the time, smash beers to enhance the pain meds etc..
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

i know nothing of the vasectomy recovery time. But you went and played softball after it?

Who are you? Wade Boggs?


On the softball field more comparable to Mark McGuire
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:25 pm to
Go start a coast to coast thread
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6613 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:29 pm to
RIP OP.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Feeling pretty good I went out and played the two games going 5-8 with 2 HRs and 1 2B.
subtle brag is subtle
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47373 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:30 pm to
You probably won't have to pay for a reversal.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41103 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:30 pm to
bullshite.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30972 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:

Got a vasectomy today at 8am
quote:

I have pretty bad pain


Take more pain pills and beer.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124360 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:32 pm to
Great day at the plate
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:32 pm to
I am fully intact.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:33 pm to
Why'd you go exert yourself after a surgery? Take the first 24 hrs easy to see how sore you're gonna be for fricks sake.

You got all hopped up on percs and felt euphoric didn't you... Now you gonna die
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20893 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:33 pm to
Who in the hell besides you would get a vasectomy and then go out and play the damn softball game? That is just plain stupid.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:33 pm to
Vasectomy today and you played baseball. Just not real smart. You will be lucky that you don't hemorrhage inside the scrotal sac.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:33 pm to
Frozen peas. And more frozen peas. And Aleve.

Good luck to you. I had "complications" during my procedure and ended up having reoccurring pain monthly, almost like clockwork.

Getting better now after almost a year has elapsed.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:34 pm to
From what I've heard, it's typically 1-3 days with something cold on your crotch and then you're relatively good to go (assuming it was successful).

I tend to think that playing two games of softball might change that timetable. You might want to call your doctor as this is something that should have been discussed before you left.
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3002 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:35 pm to


Don't believe a word of it.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:35 pm to
YOur balls are going to be the size of grapefruits. Have fun.
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