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Vasectomy Question - 6 Weeks or 35 Jagoffs
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:58 am
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:58 am
So, I had a vasectomy 2 weeks ago today. I was told that I'd have to bring a sample in to check for swimmers after 6 weeks or 35 ejaculations, whichever occurs first. Now, I couldn't have sexual relations with my hand or my wife for the first weak, per doctor's orders, so that really shaves it down to 35 days.
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days? Would the nurses look at me like I'm some kind of sexual deviant or sexual dynamo if I strolled in there after 3 weeks and slammed my white paper bag full of jizz onto the counter?
Anyone ACTUALLY beat the 6 week window?
TIA.
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days? Would the nurses look at me like I'm some kind of sexual deviant or sexual dynamo if I strolled in there after 3 weeks and slammed my white paper bag full of jizz onto the counter?
Anyone ACTUALLY beat the 6 week window?
TIA.
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:59 am to SetTheMood
I was spraying dust by the time I went back
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 9:01 am
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:00 am to SetTheMood
i jerked off three times reading your long arse gay OP.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:00 am to SetTheMood
Having sex or doing it yourself once a day isn't hard unless it doesn't work.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:00 am to SetTheMood
quote:
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days?
jerk it once a day for 35 days?
wtf
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:01 am to SetTheMood
quote:is that wrong? am i not supposed to do that?
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:01 am to SetTheMood
Upvoted on title and content.....well done sir
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:01 am to SetTheMood
quote:exercise some restraint
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:02 am to Chad504boy
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:02 am to TH03
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Having sex or doing it yourself once a day isn't hard unless it doesn't work.
Yep, once a day was nothing when we were trying to make a baby.
Although OP's wife probably won't have the same enthusiasm for this
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:03 am to SetTheMood
quote:were you never 15 years old? That's 10 slow days.
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days?
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 9:04 am
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:03 am to SetTheMood
Bro, I've probably averaged one ejaculation per day for over the last 6,000 days.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:04 am to SetTheMood
I failed my first return test but passed the second. Don't recall the timing of jack off metrics.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:05 am to SetTheMood
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How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days?
Is this amateur hour or something? I can get to that number in at least 5 days while working a 40 hour work week.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:05 am to SetTheMood
I never went back to give a sample, wife couldn't hold it in her mouth without swallowing it.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:05 am to LeroyBrown
How long until the return test? I was told if I failed the first it was 3 more months.
Dick looked like it had been in a 15 round title bout after 6 weeks
Dick looked like it had been in a 15 round title bout after 6 weeks
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:06 am to SetTheMood
Found out my wife was pregnant 2 months after mine... really need to go 90 days to be sure.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:08 am to SetTheMood
I guarantee I could jerk off 35 times before the end of this weekend. Especially with the bad weather coming.. I'll be forced to stay indoors and be bored
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:11 am to SetTheMood
quote:
How in the hell am I supposed to jackoff 35 times in 35 days?
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SetTheMood
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:19 am to lowspark12
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Found out my wife was pregnant 2 months after mine... really need to go 90 days to be sure.
This is my nightmare.
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