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US Army Ranger Kills Terrorist with MRE Spoon
Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:58 pm
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A first hand report from the veteran run website Grunt Stuff, who says they have already verified the claims with multiple witnesses, tells the story of an Army Ranger who got a confirmed terrorist kill with nothing but his MRE spoon at the Haditha Dam in Iraq.
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As the Rangers entered the room they managed to kill all but one of the fighters. In the smoke and chaos of battle one of the rangers realized a bad guy was still alive and was attempting to pull the pin on a grenade. Only being a few feet away the ranger rushed him and engaged into hand to hand combat. As they wrestle on the ground the ranger is unable to pull his knife because his kit kept getting in the way. The only thing he had at the ready was a MRE spoon he had stashed in the MOLLE of his kit. He grabbed the spoon and prison shanked that son of a bitch in the neck until he was dead.
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Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:59 pm to ChatRabbit77
Usually it's the MRE food that tastes like death...
This post was edited on 6/25/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:01 pm to ChatRabbit77
Seems like this story has been around as long as MRE's
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:01 pm to fr33manator
Probably a spork
Got him just in tine
Got him just in tine
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:01 pm to fr33manator
You've never had the enchilada?
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:03 pm to ChatRabbit77
Wonder if he'll write a book about it.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:03 pm to ChatRabbit77
Doubt it
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:03 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
Dat manicotti doe 
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:04 pm to ChatRabbit77
That ranger sounds like a real cereal killer
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:04 pm to ChatRabbit77
Honestly that story makes it seem pretty embarrassing. Why the frick did he have his spoon out?
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:04 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
It's ok that he killed him but it would be against the rules to call him a radical Islamist.
This post was edited on 6/25/16 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:05 pm to Melvin
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Wonder if he'll write a book about it.
Doubt it. Rangers can't read and write :rimshot:
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:13 pm to ChatRabbit77
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:13 pm to fr33manator
I'd give you a handjob for an MRE lemon pound cake.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:14 pm to ChatRabbit77
The old combat spoon
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:17 pm to X123F45
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I'd give you a handjob for an MRE lemon pound cake.
What would you do for a proper lemon pound cake?
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:24 pm to ChatRabbit77
A SEAL would've killed the terrorist with his bare hands. Just ask any one of the SEALS of the OT
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:27 pm to ChatRabbit77
can't be worse than death by teacup.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:30 pm to tom
We used to tape an MRE spoon to a radio handset if the clip broke off.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 6:38 pm to ChatRabbit77
Sounds like a story straight from the MRE lobby.
F'awesome if true!
F'awesome if true!
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