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re: Update on "alien" mummies found in Peru
Posted on 10/15/17 at 5:59 pm to DawgfaninCa
Posted on 10/15/17 at 5:59 pm to DawgfaninCa
Oh, it's not a criticism at all. Not unlike the experts that you've utilized, I'm the foremost expert in the world on Sea Serpent Grammatical Distress Syndrome, or SSGDS as it's commonly known. It's taken far better men than you into its vice-like grips and won't let go until you've used three independent clauses and no conjunctions before you realize what has happened. "My fee?" you ask. About tree fiddy.
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 6:11 pm
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Posted on 10/15/17 at 6:51 pm to hojo
Posted on 10/15/17 at 7:19 pm to hojo
Whoa.
And to think how many years I’ve been paralyzed with fear of something whacking my dangling participle.
And to think how many years I’ve been paralyzed with fear of something whacking my dangling participle.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 7:29 pm to hojo
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Not unlike the experts that you've utilized, I'm the foremost expert in the world on Sea Serpent Grammatical Distress Syndrome, or SSGDS as it's commonly known.
Unlike the experts that I've utilized who are experts in image analyzing and marine biology, you're the foremost expert on bullshitting.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:04 pm to DawgfaninCa
Ok, I'll come clean. Before I was an expert on SSGDS, I too suffered from this malady. It was a humid autumn morning off the coast of Holly Beach. The morning tide was just bringing in its early morning haul of Natty Light cans and empty waterlogged Marlboro packs. My little brother and I were using an empty pecan pie tin as a frisbee when he first spotted it. It was gigantic, dark orange, slimy it seemed, and bobbing up and down about 100 meters out in the water. While we couldn't be sure what it was, we did know one thing: It wasn't human. We watched it bob out there for what seemed like an eternity, snatching up small yellow grouper and eating them one by one. Eventually we had to go in and help get ready for school,but it was a scene we would not soon forget. Oh sure, others would say that all we saw was Peggy Sue Chauvin on a floatie eating Twinkies, but we knew better. My grammar would suffer for years before I came to grips with the true nature of SSGDS and published my groundbreaking journal article "What I Saw on Holly Beach, and How Conjunctions Saved a Poor Boy's Life." Fyi, you can find my singular work on Gray's Grammar Periodicals website. "The cost to purchase a copy?" you ask. About tree fiddy.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:06 pm to DawgfaninCa
So... Where are all these films, pictures, and proof of said sea monster in SF bay? I'm not a closed minded bigot, I just want to see them out of curiousty.
I still think there's more to this alien mummy story that's probably being left out/sensationalized online or else it would be a massive story, and that's my most level-headed take on this.
ETA-
hojo
I don't know you, but you will fit in well here my friend. Glad you could overcome such daunting obstacles in life to be here and share your story
I still think there's more to this alien mummy story that's probably being left out/sensationalized online or else it would be a massive story, and that's my most level-headed take on this.
ETA-
hojo
I don't know you, but you will fit in well here my friend. Glad you could overcome such daunting obstacles in life to be here and share your story
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:09 pm to hojo
Holly Beach
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:34 pm to hojo
I've heard of this Holly Beach creature before many times, and even took 3000+ hours of video over a course of 4 hours looking for it one day. Even after all that time spent hopelessly searching I thought I came up empty.
That is, of course, until I viewed all 5000 hours worth of frames in super slow motion and there it was... Just watching, floating, even bobbing if you will, looking directly at me. It was only later I realized that I had been amongst the mother as she took her babies out for what had to be their first swim. I was horrified I hadn't noticed, and yet a feeling of calm had washed over me knowing that even the Holly Beach monster was a mother who loved her children unconditionally. A mothers love is truly the universal language.
That is, of course, until I viewed all 5000 hours worth of frames in super slow motion and there it was... Just watching, floating, even bobbing if you will, looking directly at me. It was only later I realized that I had been amongst the mother as she took her babies out for what had to be their first swim. I was horrified I hadn't noticed, and yet a feeling of calm had washed over me knowing that even the Holly Beach monster was a mother who loved her children unconditionally. A mothers love is truly the universal language.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:36 pm to hojo
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Ok, I'll come clean. Before I was an expert on SSGDS, ...you can find my singular work on Gray's Grammar Periodicals website. "The cost to purchase a copy?" you ask. About tree fiddy.
If that's the best example of your witty writing then I wouldn't pay 2 cents for a copy.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:45 pm to RazorBroncs
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I've heard of this Holly Beach creature before many times, and even took 3000+ hours of video over a course of 4 hours looking for it one day. Even after all that time spent hopelessly searching I thought I came up empty.
That is, of course, until I viewed all 5000 hours worth of frames in super slow motion and there it was... Just watching, floating, even bobbing if you will, looking directly at me. It was only later I realized that I had been amongst the mother as she took her babies out for what had to be their first swim. I was horrified I hadn't noticed, and yet a feeling of calm had washed over me knowing that even the Holly Beach monster was a mother who loved her children unconditionally. A mothers love is truly the universal language.
The usual tactic of a close-minded bigot who can't make the eyewitness shut up and go away is ridicule.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:51 pm to DawgfaninCa
No problem, bro. Just trying to bring a few upvotes to a downvote-riddled topic. That is what this whole thing was about, right? You having to give yourself upvotes? Anyway, mission accomplished. Y'all have a great night. Thanks for the kind words, Razor.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 8:53 pm to RazorBroncs
Posted on 10/15/17 at 9:13 pm to upgrayedd
I'm surprised you are wasting so much of your brilliant intellect in this thread when you have so many intellectually stimulating O-T threads like, "Which half of the bagel do you prefer?"
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 10/15/17 at 9:37 pm to DawgfaninCa
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I'm surprised you are wasting so much of your brilliant intellect in this thread when you have so many intellectually stimulating O-T threads like, "Which half of the bagel do you prefer?"
You're saltier than a sea serpent
Posted on 10/15/17 at 9:48 pm to hojo
Surprisingly good stuff in here.Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:35 am to DawgfaninCa
What does Art Bell say?
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:32 am to upgrayedd
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I'm surprised you are wasting so much of your brilliant intellect in this thread when you have so many intellectually stimulating O-T threads like, "Which half of the bagel do you prefer?"
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You're saltier than a sea serpent
And just as real.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:36 am to danilo
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What does Art Bell say?
It doesn't matter what Art Bell says.
What matters is what Marlene Martin and the other eyewitnesses who have had definitive sightings of the animals say.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:17 pm to DawgfaninCa
The latest on the "alien" mummies is that BioTecMol laboratory recently did DNA tests of the "alien" mummies and the result was they determined that “30 percent of this DNA is similar to the human being, but 70 percent is not.”
Sorry, but I've been warned I can't start any more threads that link to the website I got this info from so anyone interested in verifying it can contact BioTecMol laboratory
Sorry, but I've been warned I can't start any more threads that link to the website I got this info from so anyone interested in verifying it can contact BioTecMol laboratory
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