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UFO Reports In Louisiana In The Past Two Months

Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:59 pm
Have you seen/saw anything?

Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
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Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:01 pm to
Some Louisiana baw is gonna start Armageddon by shooting at one of these things and then it’s gonna be on.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:05 pm to
Even ‘dem aliens wanna check out Joe Burreaux!
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:09 pm to
Had lunch with a client a few weeks ago. We're standing in the parking lot talking and he looks over my shoulder and says "What the fvck?" I turn around to see 4 spherical objects moving very fast across the sky in formation but kind of moving around each other. They cut sharply to the right, then like some shite out of Star Trek, it was like they went into warp drive... gone. We look at each other mouths agape... "Did you just see the same thing I did?"

I don't know what the hell we saw, but it wasn't airplanes.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:11 pm to
I saw owl try and cross the border if illegal aliens count
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:17 pm to
Two of those sound like meteors.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

Have you seen/saw anything?


Not recently, but I've seen a few things in my life which defy my current understanding/knowledge of our current physical and technological limitations asa species.

Instantaneous acceleration being the most difficult.
Posted by Man With A Plan
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 10:51 pm to
Not aliens they are likely demons, The Bible warns of these demonic spirits and entities.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Not aliens they are likely demons, The Bible warns of these demonic spirits and entities.
beejon, is that you?
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:30 pm to
When I was 12, back in 1990, I had a childhood friend that claimed to see aliens in person.. TWICE. He had a pretty crazy story where he said they talked to him telepathically and could temporarily paralyze him and his dog. The first time his family was like "whatever" the second time they were a lot more upset with him for making up such an outlandish story.

My friend's uncle was an investigator of some sort for the state police and had my friend take a lie detector test, which he passed. That really caused a stir up in the family and that's when others close to the family really took interest.

They sent him to a shrink and did a lot more testing. The doctors concluded that my friend hallucinates at night which makes more sense than naked human-like aliens coming down to frick with people. The rest of his family said it was demons, of course.
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 11:34 pm
Posted by BayouRat15
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:38 pm to
If you sit on the toilet too long you'll get asteroids
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:05 am to
Dafuq? Also we have a thread on this already Pio
Posted by HammerJackFlash
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:18 am to
quote:

When I was 12, back in 1990, I had a childhood friend that claimed to see aliens in person.. TWICE. He had a pretty crazy story where he said they talked to him telepathically and could temporarily paralyze him and his dog. The first time his family was like "whatever" the second time they were a lot more upset with him for making up such an outlandish story. My friend's uncle was an investigator of some sort for the state police and had my friend take a lie detector test, which he passed. That really caused a stir up in the family and that's when others close to the family really took interest. They sent him to a shrink and did a lot more testing. The doctors concluded that my friend hallucinates at night which makes more sense than naked human-like aliens coming down to frick with people. The rest of his family said it was demons, of course.


Sleep paralysis by chance?

It used to happen to me all the fricking time in my 20s. I’d wake up partially unable to move while seeing and hearing big two legged creatures/demons either around my bed or running out of the room....Some really freaky stuff. Never went to the dr about it. Did some research and turns out it’s actually a thing..waking up in a dream state while your body is still paralyzed by sleep. Have to admit, it was scary as hell for the first year. Once I stopped being fearful when it happened, it slowly went away. Weird as fk.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 12:20 am
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RIP Wayde
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:18 am to
Pineville
Posted by The Cool No 9
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 1:40 am to
quote:

Some Louisiana baw is gonna start Armageddon by shooting at one of these things and then it’s gonna be on
”Armageddon” for the aliens. They’ll end up in big pots of crab boil, or deep fried and put on po boy rolls with mahnez and tomatuh
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 1:42 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Dafuq? Also we have a thread on this already Pio

Show me another thread about UFOs in Louisiana in the past two months.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:56 am to
I believe everyone of those reports are real
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:03 am to
Back in August or Sept I saw a reddish orange ball going across the sky that changed direction. Probably was a satellite.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 7:23 am to
I thought the pervasiveness of cell phones had stopped UFO reporting.
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