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Typical,conversation with MIL.....bless her...
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:26 am
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:26 am
MIL: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Me: "Good morning, just watching news and am going to" (cut off here by her new thought).
MIL: "My hip hurts this morning. I must have hurt it yesterday while out with Sam looking at MWs."
Me: Well maybe you leaned over wrong or" (cut off here by her new thought).
MIL: "I told him just to get the one at Home Depot and not go back to Lowes but you know how he is. There was a mass for Karen this morning and he went to mass."
Me: "I didn't know there was a mass for her but I would not have" (yep, cut off).
MIL: "Everybody off to school today? Figured they'd be gone and waited to call you after. Want to go to Sam's Club on Friday?"
Me: "Sure, I'd like to get a few things and saw they had a" (cut off).
MIL: "Sam told me to just stay in this morning so he could go straight to get the MW after mass."
Me: "I'll stop by to see you after lunch and after an errand. Be there at 2:30 or after."
Yessss, I got a complete sentence in and then another. Very unusual to do so. I think she has ADHD.....
After 26 years, I still wonder how those thought process work. I do think she is a great MIL though, just can't listen.....
Me: "Good morning, just watching news and am going to" (cut off here by her new thought).
MIL: "My hip hurts this morning. I must have hurt it yesterday while out with Sam looking at MWs."
Me: Well maybe you leaned over wrong or" (cut off here by her new thought).
MIL: "I told him just to get the one at Home Depot and not go back to Lowes but you know how he is. There was a mass for Karen this morning and he went to mass."
Me: "I didn't know there was a mass for her but I would not have" (yep, cut off).
MIL: "Everybody off to school today? Figured they'd be gone and waited to call you after. Want to go to Sam's Club on Friday?"
Me: "Sure, I'd like to get a few things and saw they had a" (cut off).
MIL: "Sam told me to just stay in this morning so he could go straight to get the MW after mass."
Me: "I'll stop by to see you after lunch and after an errand. Be there at 2:30 or after."
Yessss, I got a complete sentence in and then another. Very unusual to do so. I think she has ADHD.....
After 26 years, I still wonder how those thought process work. I do think she is a great MIL though, just can't listen.....
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:28 am to Yewkindewit
I actually read that twice looking for the punchline. God damn you.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:29 am to Yewkindewit
Damnit
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 9:31 am
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:29 am to Yewkindewit
k
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:30 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
There was a mass for Karen this morning and he went to mass."
quote:
straight to get the MW after mass."
Hm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:30 am to Yewkindewit
If there were ever a "Dear Diary" post this is it
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:30 am to Yewkindewit
What is an "MW" and why are you needlessly abbreviating it?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:31 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
MIL
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:32 am to Yewkindewit
So then everybody walked the dinosaur?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:32 am to Yewkindewit
Random arse post. You actually took the time to write all that??
I'm guessing you're a chick. Explains a lot if so.
I'm guessing you're a chick. Explains a lot if so.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:33 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
Me: "I'll stop by to see you after lunch and after an errand. Be there at 2:30 or after."
hitting your MIL...that is gross man
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:35 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
I must have hurt it yesterday while out with Sam looking at MWs
quote:
so he could go straight to get the MW after mas
Mexican Women?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:35 am to Yewkindewit
My boss's wife, also our secretary, is like this. She always asks me questions but before I finish answering she either walks off or starts talking about something else 
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:37 am to Yewkindewit
She's controlling you with her conversation.....
be kind, they aren't with us forever
be kind, they aren't with us forever
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:37 am to Yewkindewit
She's trying to tell you that you talk too much for a man.
Don't talk. Just grunt. Or say things like "Fire BAD" or "Football GOOD". Yes, take your dialog lessons from Boris Karloff in "The Bride of Frankenstein".
Don't talk. Just grunt. Or say things like "Fire BAD" or "Football GOOD". Yes, take your dialog lessons from Boris Karloff in "The Bride of Frankenstein".
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 9:38 am
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:41 am to FalseProphet
quote:
What is an "MW" and why are you needlessly abbreviating it?
All this over a microwave?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:41 am to Ellis Dee
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:48 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Mexican Women?
That would be my move. They are good looking when they are young.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:52 am to Yewkindewit
I feel your pain. My conversations in person with my MIL sound like yours. Our phone conversations are worse because she asks me questions and when I am one or two words into my answer she just answers the question for me! She assumes she knows the answer so just blurts it out. It's so annoying.
My MIL does have ADD. Thankfully she must have developed it in her later years because she did manage to raise 5 children. These days she struggles to eat breakfast by 1:00 pm. By that time she has already fixed breakfast and lunch for my FIL. He is the opposite of her and it annoys her.
My MIL does have ADD. Thankfully she must have developed it in her later years because she did manage to raise 5 children. These days she struggles to eat breakfast by 1:00 pm. By that time she has already fixed breakfast and lunch for my FIL. He is the opposite of her and it annoys her.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:05 am to Yewkindewit
That will be your wife. You have that to look forward to.
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