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Trevor Noah is an OT baller. Buys $10m penthouse in NYC

Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:17 am
Posted by RedRifle
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Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:17 am
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In a deal that closed today, the comedian bought a three-bedroom duplex at Stella Tower which had been listed for $11.495 million with Chris Poore and Eyal Dagan of Sotheby’s International Realty. Designed in the 1920s by architect Ralph Walker, the art deco tower on 50th street was recently converted to condos by JDS Development Group and Property Markets Group. ‘The Daily Show’ host Trevor Noah has purchased a duplex in Stella Tower, a Midtown Manhattan building designed in the 1920s by architect Ralph Walker., Mr. Noah’s new apartment is about 3,600 square feet with a roughly 930-square-foot wraparound terrace, according to the listing. The living room, dining room, kitchen and two bedrooms are on the lower level; the upper floor contains the master bedroom and the terrace.


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A representative for Mr. Noah said his girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor, is a real estate agent at Highline Residential and found the apartment for him. The building, which has about 50 units, is nearly sold out, according to Elliott Joseph, a principal at Property Markets Group. He said the sale represents one of the highest prices ever paid for a residential unit in Hell’s Kitchen.








This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:18 am
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:17 am to
He's still not funny.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59660 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:18 am to
did it come with those two purple bongs on the window sill?


also who is trevor noah? basketball player?
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:19 am
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:18 am to
Good for Trevor. He's not nearly as good as Jon but he seems like a decent enough guy.

ETA: apparently the OT doesn't think Trevor is a decent guy
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:48 am
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:19 am to
pretty dumb decision considering his ratings
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:20 am to
Will superman land on that patio? Looks like ms. Lane's place
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13863 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:20 am to
Does that guy really have enough money from being a comedian for that not to be a stupid purchase?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:21 am to
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Good for Trevor. He's not nearly as good as Jon but he seems like a decent enough guy.

It was going to be hard for him to live up to Jon. Jon's wit, delivery and camera presence were perfect consistently
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:21 am to
it will be back on the market at the end of the year when CC decides not to renew his contract and he fades into oblivion
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:23 am to
He'll be unemployed in about three months so I guess live it up while you still can.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20503 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to
trevor noah is a race-baiting hack, i say this as a liberal, but i wouldn't mind having my morning cup of joe on that patio everyday.
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to
I love seeing dumb people bury themselves in debt for the rest of their lives.

Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to
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pretty dumb decision considering his ratings

Buying real estate in a market like Manhattan is rarely dumb. Not like it's gonna be worthless if he gets cancelled.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:27 am to
Probably not the wisest decision, but I'm not sure what his net worth looks like. Judging by other salaries, looks to be more than 50% of his yearly salary, which seems like a lot of cash to tie up in a penthouse.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:29 am to
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Trevor Noah


Who?
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:29 am to
He may be worth $50mm at the most, and that's a high estimate. If he gets cancelled, he could find himself in a bind if he has to unload that quick.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:30 am
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:31 am to
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Buying real estate in a market like Manhattan is rarely dumb. Not like it's gonna be worthless if he gets cancelled.



He'll be worthless if he's unemployed and he financed it.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58762 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:34 am to
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Does that guy really have enough money from being a comedian for that not to be a stupid purchase?


Yes.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29303 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:34 am to
Maybe he can complain and tell me how bad America is some more from that ivory tower !
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:35 am to
I'm sure he'll be fine. Even if he loses the show he can probably make more money getting paid to speak at super liberal echo chamber colleges.
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