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Transcript of WWL Segment A Little Surreal-
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:12 am
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:12 am
I'm going to assume the transcript of Garland's interview yesterday* with Jim Henderson about the death of Hokie is computer-generated but it gets a little weird.
Here's a snippet from WWL's website-
(under "Show Transcript" tab)
"A welcome back grounded subjected to clouds of gas a beard does songs but there. So it's controllable Hokies to a lot of them were murdered hoping. As. And the one thing I can guarantee that helped god would not blown or said memories. So who's been the day applicant for a little bit boards and show and a coach Brad a little low keyed. Here to help me do it probably one of the cool and our news director Dave is quote he would say. So Intel and his business stinks but it's Danica."
* LINK
Here's a snippet from WWL's website-
(under "Show Transcript" tab)
"A welcome back grounded subjected to clouds of gas a beard does songs but there. So it's controllable Hokies to a lot of them were murdered hoping. As. And the one thing I can guarantee that helped god would not blown or said memories. So who's been the day applicant for a little bit boards and show and a coach Brad a little low keyed. Here to help me do it probably one of the cool and our news director Dave is quote he would say. So Intel and his business stinks but it's Danica."
* LINK
This post was edited on 4/14/16 at 1:14 am
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Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:14 am to soccerfüt
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:15 am to soccerfüt
I did not understand one Frickin thing in that paragraph
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:15 am to soccerfüt
WTF did I just read?
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:17 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Seriously has to be the worst speech-to-text programs known to man.
Is that last line a snippet from a trash collection company? Something like "Our business stinks but it's picking up" ?
Is that last line a snippet from a trash collection company? Something like "Our business stinks but it's picking up" ?
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:19 am to slackster
Straight up gangster coon arse chatter there
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:19 am to slackster
Didn't Hokie used to do the River Parish trash commercials?
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:20 am to Large Farva
Yeah, Garland referred to that commercial.
Posted on 4/14/16 at 1:23 am to FLBooGoTigs1
I mean why even post a transcript if this is the kind of thing it spits out. Jesus Christ it is like you need an enigma machine to read it.
Posted on 4/14/16 at 3:09 am to soccerfüt
quote:
"A welcome back grounded subjected to clouds of gas a beard does songs but there. So it's controllable Hokies to a lot of them were murdered hoping. As. And the one thing I can guarantee that helped god would not blown or said memories. So who's been the day applicant for a little bit boards and show and a coach Brad a little low keyed. Here to help me do it probably one of the cool and our news director Dave is quote he would say. So Intel and his business stinks but it's Danica."
Anybody who disagrees with this statement at its core, is racist at their core.
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:06 am to soccerfüt
Well in the speech recognition software's defense, I can barely understand Garland either. I had to turn him off the other day because it got so annoying
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:15 am to Lambdatiger1989
He doesn't even say dubya dubya eeeel
He says dubya dub el, comin right back
You're in the think tank
He says dubya dub el, comin right back
You're in the think tank
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:17 am to BRgetthenet
Not sure how much time is left on his contract before they can retire him just like Angela
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:25 am to Lambdatiger1989
quote:This
I can barely understand Garland either
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:26 am to Lambdatiger1989
He drinks bark smoothies. Gonna live forever.
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:42 am to Lambdatiger1989
quote:
Well in the speech recognition software's defense, I can barely understand Garland either. I had to turn him off the other day because it got so annoying
This. It's like he does his entire show gargling listerine and eating popcorn. He is cringe worthy to listen to.
Posted on 4/14/16 at 6:51 am to soccerfüt
Another shitty post, congrats baby
Posted on 4/14/16 at 7:36 am to djangochained
quote:From an expert on shitty posting, thanks!
Another shitty post, congrats baby
This post was edited on 4/14/16 at 8:15 am
Posted on 4/14/16 at 7:38 am to djangochained
DP
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This post was edited on 4/14/16 at 8:16 am
Posted on 4/14/16 at 7:55 am to soccerfüt
That's a good example of word salad, a symptom of mental illness.
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