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Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:19 pm to TigerFred
Those are the same people who take forever to order at the drive through
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:28 pm to TigerFred
Ordering Subway also.
Ten seconds tops and snap off your order crisply like a military cadence.
No fricking pizza, no fricking toaster, no specifying the order ingredients go on top of each other, no extra passes with condiments, no fricking chopped up salad and no fricking microwaving bacon.
Cold cut sandwich on regular arse bread.
Make Subway Great Again.
Edited - One person, one sandwich. If all the fat girls at the office want Subway, everybody pile in and go get it.
Ten seconds tops and snap off your order crisply like a military cadence.
No fricking pizza, no fricking toaster, no specifying the order ingredients go on top of each other, no extra passes with condiments, no fricking chopped up salad and no fricking microwaving bacon.
Cold cut sandwich on regular arse bread.
Make Subway Great Again.
Edited - One person, one sandwich. If all the fat girls at the office want Subway, everybody pile in and go get it.
This post was edited on 12/9/16 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:40 pm to dkreller
quote:
You're poor cuz you use an ATM.
Sorry you're poor.
You're dumb for not using cash.
Sorry you're dumb.
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:45 pm to TigerFred
I just roll down my window and holler - you have to have money in your account to get it out.
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:54 pm to TigerFred
quote:
Where has anyone said anything about what their daily limit is?
Daily limit is the guideline that prevents you from taking more than $600 out of your account per day and not being able to get that $1,000 that you referenced with the exception of casinos.
Casino ATMs are the same as bank ATMs. Your "DAILY LIMIT" controls the amount of money "you" can withdraw. That ATM may say that the withdrawal amount can be up to, let's say $4K, but unless your bank allows this, you will NOT get that amount of money.
I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you. Are you even old enough to own a debit card?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:40 am to Napoleon
quote:
some I can just stamp checks and deposit, others I have to fill out deposit
Just fill out your own deposit slip dude. The ones that don't make you do it just fill one out for you because they are too nice to say no.
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 12:44 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:57 am to Red Stick Tigress
quote:
I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you. Are you even old enough to own a debit card?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:13 am to TigerFred
Not every one can pull off arse to mouth. I agree it's not for beginners
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:16 am to TigerFred
When those mofos pull out multiple cards and take 10 minutes to just check balances or whatever, my brain wants to explode.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:35 am to TigerFred
Same people who hold up the line at fast food drive thru! Never fails.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:54 am to UF
quote:
You're dumb for not using cash.
Actually you are the dumb one. Leave cash in the bank to draw interest and use credit card to earn cash back. Making money both ways. Why use cash? Stupid.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:08 am to TigerFred
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:38 am to Red Stick Tigress
Your are dumber than a brick. I don't have crayons to draw this out for you so try to follow along.
Regardless of what your personal daily limit may be, ATM machines have a maximum amount of cash that they will dispense in one transaction. The poster that I responded to was saying that he was getting $5,000. I took it to mean in one transaction. Sure he could have meant multiple transactions. So my point was that it is very hard find an ATM that has a single transaction limit that high.
Regardless of what your personal daily limit may be, ATM machines have a maximum amount of cash that they will dispense in one transaction. The poster that I responded to was saying that he was getting $5,000. I took it to mean in one transaction. Sure he could have meant multiple transactions. So my point was that it is very hard find an ATM that has a single transaction limit that high.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:48 am to TigerFred
How impatient are you?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:18 am to King Teal
Sometimes can be very impatient. When I started this thread yesterday I had been in line for about 5 minutes and 6 cars back. The same car was there the entire time.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:27 am to TigerFred
Did you need cash to get Owlvis out of his scrape with the Russian mob?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:08 am to TigerFred
Haven't had the need to use an ATM in years.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:10 am to TigerFred
frick ATMs. Self-checkout lines should require a license that you swipe before you start.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:12 am to TigerFred
I will never bank at Capital One because it seems every location has multiple vehicles in line. Maybe I value my time more but I could never understand waiting 10-15 minutes to get cash at an ATM.
Also I usually just find another location when I pull up behind a construction pickup with more than 1 person in it.
Also I usually just find another location when I pull up behind a construction pickup with more than 1 person in it.
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