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Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:10 pm to Napoleon
I drive for a grocery store chain and any time I'm going through BR im in the middle lane and pass in the left lane because you frickers in cars and pickups have no fricking clue how to merge onto the interstate because of the cell phone in your hands.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:13 pm to Zantrix
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im in the middle lane and pass in the left lane because you frickers in cars and pickups have no fricking clue how to merge onto the interstate because of the cell phone in your hands.
So you use the left lane for it's intended purpose
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:14 pm to Napoleon
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There, that should fix that.
That's the best reply you could come up with?
Putting everything else aside, seriously, don't play games on the roads with truckers. If they cut you off, drive too slow in the left lane, or kick up pebbles... whatever. It's just not worth trying to "get back at them". You're not going to resolve anything nor fix any problem by brake-checking them or whatever. Really all you're going to do is risk your life and the lives of everyone else around you.
I really don't know much about you. But I'm guessing you're young, single and have no kids. I'm betting your stance about the roads will be far different than your current cavalier attitude once it's your wife and kid(s) out there on the road. Until that days comes, please keep in mind that there are mothers and kids (not to mention dads and brothers) out there right now.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:15 pm to Napoleon
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My nomination for the Joxty poster for sure jmcs
Lol
No, I was just stalking him
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:15 pm to Zantrix
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I drive for a grocery store chain and any time I'm going through BR im in the middle lane and pass in the left lane because you frickers in cars and pickups have no fricking clue how to merge onto the interstate because of the cell phone in your hands.
english please
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:16 pm to I Love Bama
Once mailed my friend in New Hampshire a cinderblock COD.
He was not happy.
He was not happy.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:17 pm to Topwater Trout
Less idiocy, please.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:19 pm to Zantrix
so you pass in the left lane but ride in the center lane? and how is that different than any other city?
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:22 pm to Ed Osteen
park in handicap
hell if i go to walmart and im just going in to pick up one item i will park right by the door, not even in parking place just pull in beside the doors and park.
Funny story, one time i had to get a can of skoal and literally every single park that day was full except for one and i whipped in, "not even knowing it was handicap because the cars were parked so close you couldnt see the lines, and was no emblem on the park" so i went in and got my skoal and came out....to find a one arm man standing by my truck.
he says do you know this is a handicap spot, being honest i said no sir i really didnt, and before i could apologize he says "well maybe you should look next time". So here i am with a short temper and a one arm man being an arse. So i just reply with a simple "ok", but he cant let it go. He says are you handicap, with a smart arse tone. At this point im done, i said "do i look frickin handicap" in which he replies im going to call the cops. So i tell him you better tell them to hurry up because im heading back to work, i get in truck to leave and as i back up he goes right up behind truck to get my tag number. So i floor it on the loose gravel and sling it all in his face while flipping him the bird and sped off.
tl/dr i know...
hell if i go to walmart and im just going in to pick up one item i will park right by the door, not even in parking place just pull in beside the doors and park.
Funny story, one time i had to get a can of skoal and literally every single park that day was full except for one and i whipped in, "not even knowing it was handicap because the cars were parked so close you couldnt see the lines, and was no emblem on the park" so i went in and got my skoal and came out....to find a one arm man standing by my truck.
he says do you know this is a handicap spot, being honest i said no sir i really didnt, and before i could apologize he says "well maybe you should look next time". So here i am with a short temper and a one arm man being an arse. So i just reply with a simple "ok", but he cant let it go. He says are you handicap, with a smart arse tone. At this point im done, i said "do i look frickin handicap" in which he replies im going to call the cops. So i tell him you better tell them to hurry up because im heading back to work, i get in truck to leave and as i back up he goes right up behind truck to get my tag number. So i floor it on the loose gravel and sling it all in his face while flipping him the bird and sped off. tl/dr i know...
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:30 pm to oleyeller
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oleyeller
So what you're saying is that not only are you shitty... you're also too fricking lazy to walk your arse the few extra steps from the lower part of the parking lot. Gotcha.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:33 pm to oleyeller
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So i floor it on the loose gravel and sling it all in his face while flipping him the bird and sped off.
I am picturing a guy with one arm trying to shield his face
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:35 pm to DelU249
Also, if I'm at a lame party or one at someone's house that I dislike, I'll upper deck the toilet.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:52 pm to Topwater Trout
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so you pass in the left lane but ride in the center lane? and how is that different than any other city?
You should hear some of the complaints we get about us being in the center lane on our 1800 message line.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 3:59 pm to Topwater Trout
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I am picturing a guy with one arm trying to shield his face
well picture it with one of those hook arms... because that was it
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