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Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:52 pm to
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I got the nickname "Yellow Pages" in 8th grade because someone saw me fingering my GF on the bus. The name was due to the fact I "let my fingers do the walking".

I wore it as a badge of honor


..nice

quote:

if you saw a skinny chick that didn't have chin and somewhat resemble a retarded lizard you might have seen The Beast


Got a really weird mental image of this
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:54 pm to
my sister was called "Carney" because a picture was posted on the school bulletin board of her riding a carney topless with a 40 in her hand...

...I hated my sister...
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11569 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:54 pm to
A girl named Ginger had a jacked up grill so it led to the nickname Ginger-Vitus like the gingivitis disease.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34417 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I got the nickname "Yellow Pages" in 8th grade because someone saw me fingering my GF on the bus. The name was due to the fact I "let my fingers do the walking".

I wore it as a badge of honor


That could be your daughter. You should wait to tell her until she's 35.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64678 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:55 pm to
There was a black guy I went through OSUT (Basic Training)with that all the other black guys gave the nickname "Gleek" because they said he looked just like the cartoon character.

For those who don't know who Gleek was, this is him....

Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:56 pm to
There was a girl in college we called "ball gag" because we thought that was the only thing that get her to shut up.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

my sister was called "Carney" because a picture was posted on the school bulletin board of her riding a carney topless with a 40 in her hand...

...I hated my sister...


is it safe to assume that wasn't the first 40 she had consumed before said carney riding incident??
Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 1:58 pm to
The Eternal Black Hole

She fricked almost everyone on the football team.
She earned it!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66983 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:02 pm to
Tater Hog. She was pretty nasty. That name still makes me
Posted by Oscar Kilo
Member since Jan 2014
216 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:04 pm to
"Pakistani" for a guy who looked foreign.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34417 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

She fricked almost everyone on the football team.


I hope she got a letter jacket.
Posted by marchballer
The Greatest Country on Earth
Member since Aug 2008
4118 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:04 pm to
Micropenis

Back in school we were playing beer pong and one team called for an Asian penis. (Two cups in a line) for their re-rack.

My friend ask "Why do they call it an Asian Penis? I mean that's 6 inches. No one has a penis that big".
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8071 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:05 pm to
Quarter Pounders. Her last name was Pounders and she was quite large.

Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:07 pm to
so far

fingerhutt
quarter pounder
Tater Hog
have me ing
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37789 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:08 pm to
Damn, we had a name for everybody. Thankfully this was before kids started shooting up the school for being bullied. Some that stick out.

Alf
Funky man
Chud
Colgate-girl
The Gladiator-girl
Dump
Floor fricker
Rat Boy
Dick Nose
Dung Breath
Boot Top- girl, named after her vagina
Nippy the Nipple King- dude
McTitties and fries- dude
Sloppy Queen






Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:08 pm to
We had like 3 black chicks in my entire school and one was the ugliest thing anyone had ever seen. Her nickname was The Predator because she looked like the pic below, God I wish I had a pic of her to share with you guys!



Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34417 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:11 pm to
Her blowjobs must have been horrible.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:11 pm to
Spud- because she was a lesbian

Stroker - he was caught in the locker room bathroom, so I'm told

Bull - had some kind of testicular issue, only had one, but it was massive, so I'm told

whistle dick - my brother, when we were little he was peeing on a pile of oyster shells down the street, the owner of the oyster shells hollered, "Hey! Quit playing with your whistle!"
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 2:12 pm to
I do take credit for one good name. In the military there was this kid, and I really liked the guy so this was in fun, who had like these lena dunham looking man tits that were so vile looking which was weird because he was skinny as shite.

We called him "rat tits"


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