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re: Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to AnonymousTiger
How do you get a good wipe standing? Your arse cheeks aren't open.
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to LucasP
If we're being real honest here, and I hope we all are, then the process really goes like this:
Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to CSB
Yall wipe from front or back?
And I sit. Standing sounds awkward.
And I sit. Standing sounds awkward.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:12 pm to JW6
Stand - and incorporate wet wipes. Keeps da goo butts away!
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:13 pm to JW6
quote:
Yall wipe from front or back? And I sit. Standing sounds awkward.
Sit = Back to Front
Stand = Front to Back
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:14 pm to AnonymousTiger
all you standers should try sitting for a few days and see if you go back. everything is already spread out for you. Lean to the side and there is no chance you ever touch the water unless the toilet is already clogged.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:14 pm to CoachDon
So let's say you're slumming it at some poor friend's house and he doesn't have a bidet. Do you a) take a shite in a bathroom that also has a shower or b) run the outside house through the bathroom window and make his toilet into a bidet?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:15 pm to Black n Gold
Yea I'm back to front and sit.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:16 pm to Hermit Crab
The thought of a stander using one of his hands to spread his soiled arse kinda grosses me out.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:20 pm to AnonymousTiger
C.) Lean
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:23 pm to Sev09
Who the hell stands up to wipe?
And who the hell wipes back to front?
Damn some of y'all are weird.
And who the hell wipes back to front?
Damn some of y'all are weird.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:26 pm to WG_Dawg
Ive heard my whole life that wiping front to back is the more hygenic method. I can see that. However, My range of mobility makes that feel like a elite level yoga pose, so i just pull my nuts out of the way and wipe back to front.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:27 pm to AnonymousTiger
I ghost shite a lot. A lot.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:28 pm to AnonymousTiger
Sit.
Stand wipe is like:
If you see your dog poop in the house, and you step on it before you clean it up.
Stand wipe is like:
If you see your dog poop in the house, and you step on it before you clean it up.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:28 pm to AnonymousTiger
quote:
Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
well said. this is exactly what i do
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:28 pm to Hangit
Depends on the job and the amount of wiping it takes. Shite, I just stop wiping and get in the shower 
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:29 pm to jimbeam
quote:
I ghost shite a lot. A lot.
It's dat fiber bro.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:31 pm to LSU8654722
Hover stand. I only raise about 6-12 inches off the seat and remain in squatting position and wipe. Don't put my hand in a toilet bowl.
Wipe front to back. Back to front is gross.
Wipe front to back. Back to front is gross.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:31 pm to LucasP
Peasants. That's who.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:31 pm to AnonymousTiger
ask Vitter 
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