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re: Today is National Left Handed Day

Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:27 pm to
Actually they die 9 years earlier on average! LINK
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:29 pm to
That's because Lefties, in the past, have had a much higher accident rate (specifically in home accidents) because almost everything is made for right handed people, even knobs on a door or buttons on a shirt. Scissors. Everything.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52679 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:30 pm to
Left hand > right hand
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8632 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:30 pm to
Lefty here too happy birthday
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:32 pm to
With men the difference is even bigger, its 10 years! It would suck to be a left-handed dude! DAMN!
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:37 pm to
I can switch hit and batted mostly left in HS
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

With men the difference is even bigger, its 10 years! It would suck to be a left-handed dude! DAMN!



Eh. Like I said it has nothing to do with health, it has to do with accidents.

I don't do any actual manual labor so I'm fine.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Eh. Like I said it has nothing to do with health, it has to do with accidents.



Well whatever the reason they live 10 years less on average and that SUCKS!
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:42 pm to
Those numbers are just averages though. We all know us OT'ers are way above the average.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

That's because Lefties, in the past, have had a much higher accident rate (specifically in home accidents) because almost everything is made for right handed people, even knobs on a door or buttons on a shirt. Scissors. Everything.


Link? I'm pretty sure the actual reason is because the chromosome linked to left handedness is the same one that carries the stupid.
Posted by Lsuwannabe
Wesson
Member since Aug 2009
900 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:43 pm to
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Lefty here!


IN!!
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49527 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:43 pm to
List forgot stupid sexy Flanders. Off to the Leftorium fellow southpaws! 300 years ago, we would have been burned as witches.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Ramses II (?), Egyptian pharaoh
Tiberius (?), Roman emperor
Alexander the Great
Charlemagne, Holy Roman emperor
Julius Caesar, Roman general
Napoléon Bonaparte (?), French emperor



Well, if you want to rule the world, looks like it pays to be a lefty


frick off righties
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29285 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

100% lefty


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Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:52 pm to
Screw lefty

Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Those numbers are just averages though. We all know us OT'ers are way above the average.



Duh but the average lefty on the OT will still live 10 years left than the average righty on the OT so have fun dying at 87!
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Actually they die 9 years earlier on average

Which means we get to spend nine more years in HELL partying with all the cool people.

Jimi, Kurt, I'm bringin' my guitar!
Posted by Pear
Member since Jul 2013
1428 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 4:03 pm to
Hi fellow leftys
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49527 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Screw lefty



Typical, someone trying to keep us down in the right man's world.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73553 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 4:07 pm to
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