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re: Tinder is on a seasonal upswing

Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:10 pm to
Or 6 downvotes from guys that don't need an app to get laid.
Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
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896 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:21 pm to
I sport more random wood during the cooler months.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

r 6 downvotes from guys that don't need an app to get laid








What difference does it make how you get pussy? It comes out to the same thing. Idiot
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8514 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:33 pm to
robots all of them
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:36 pm to
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Anybody else encounter this phenomenon?


All I've noticed is having to check every goddamn profile to make sure they're not a bot script. That shite is annoying.
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:41 pm to
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Or 6 downvotes from guys that don't need an app to get laid.


Nobody needs an app to get laid, but the app is in existence, so why not use it? If it adds to my trim count then I'm all for it.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:16 pm to
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:20 pm
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:25 pm to
I downloaded the app because I don't know anyone in the area. I have a lot of matches but I never message them.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:29 pm to
"hey! your pics are cute! hope I'm not being too forward but you should hit me up on my cell 555-555-5555"
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm to
I always wonder what poor fricking schlub falls for that, and what actually happens when you text one of the numbers.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60617 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm to
mine usually start off with "Hey! I want to have sex with a random stranger"

I was trying to do a count of fake to real profiles in my last match session

i got more of it after 7 out of 12 were fake
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:37 pm to
I'm not going to lie, as a married man, I'm a bit jealous that something like Tinder exists after I'm no longer chasing it.

I'm sure it's a lot like when I was single and going out though. Looking back, it seems like I had chances to hook up with 9's and 10's all the time, but it was probably more hooking up with the girls you didn't want to tell your friends about with a few lookers mixed in. I assume most girls on Tinder that are "easy" to get with are the same skanks who were hanging out at the bar till 2 a.m. looking for someone to take them home.





And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:39 pm
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:49 pm to
actually just got another one. a little different

"You have a nice face. We should frame it with my legs? Hahahaha!? I'm visiting family here and bored to tears. You should text me? 276-807-4654
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:50 pm to
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MasCervezas


"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

"I don't know, you tell me."

"555-555-5555. Same as my number! Text me."
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55884 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:51 pm to
It links you to something that wants your credit card #.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:52 pm to
hadn't gotten that one yet. I just respond with the usual GFY and unmatch
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5776 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:52 pm to
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How many years has your sad arse been on tinder to notice a "seasonal trend"?


Nothing sad about scoring strange arse broseph. I think most married guys would be jealous of all the variety. I'm not jealous now, but I am sure my time will come

Slay guts OP

ETA: to Ronk, You ever hear the term work smarter not harder? Tinder is smarter...
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:54 pm to
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And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that


these are the scooters that are so fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:56 pm to
I don't see why being on Tinder would be embarrassing.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:58 pm to
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these are the scooters that are so fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you.



Every extra 5 lbs adds additional beej enthusiasm.
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