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This has to be every guy's worst nightmare (Pierce Brosnan's wife over the years)

Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:51 am
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31911 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:51 am
Imagine you're a good looking multi-millionaire. Your first wife tragically dies of cancer but a few years later, you meet someone you're compatible with.

And she looks like this







She looks about the same for the next decade of the relationship. And then she puts on a little bit of weight (10-15 pounds), as do you. No big deal, that's how aging works.

And then, 20 years in she looks like this







Yikes
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
you know pierce has 3 or 4 side pieces


but from what I hear fatties give the best BJs. prob why he keeps her around.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
quote:

This has to be every guy's worst nightmare

Mine would be having my junk ripped off by a bear.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
IWNHI
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
YWSHI
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17503 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
And he is still looking at the tits...
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
Guess he truly married for love.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32830 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
Bond likes to hit thicc women, ain't nothing wrong with that
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
She probably looks the other way when he gets side action and he looks the other way when she eats a Twinkie. I could probably live with an arrangement like that.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
Good thing he still has his sense of humor.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:53 am to
quote:

you meet someone you're compatible with.


He did it once, and he should do it again.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16571 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
Dem tiddys tho

She likes to boogieboard too. Whats not to like?
This post was edited on 6/14/17 at 11:55 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10024 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
They eat well and he obviously loves her. It's his life.

That being said, good lawd she big.
Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
:ahh:
Posted by Krokodil
Member since Dec 2013
819 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
I bet she's got a great personality, though...
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
My biggest fear
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27426 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
You're 20 arent you?

Trust me kid, there's a lot worse things in life than a fat wife with a cute face who loves you completely and sucks your dick like it's the last eclair in the world.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32796 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
He's a man of high character, that's obvious.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:54 am to
Always
Look
At
Her
Mother

Best indicator of what you are going to end up with
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4524 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:55 am to
He got so much arse in the Bond films... maybe he wanted a change of pastry, I mean pace. Some people have different tastes.
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