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This College Student Made A Dating Resume And It’s Kind Of Incredible
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:16 pm
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On Wednesday, his friend tagged him in a post in the class Facebook group. A girl had placed an ad for someone to be her roommate’s formal date, and Adams’ friend thought he could be the right choice.
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Ashley Harrington, who had placed the ad, told BuzzFeed News that she decided to “take matters into my own hands” because her roommate had been too busy to meet people.
“Ever since we got back from Christmas break, my roommate had been talking about how she needed a date to her formal, but she has been studying so hard for the MCAT that she hasn’t been able to go out and meet people. She kept complaining, so I decided to take matters into my own hands! I told her the night before I posted it on Facebook that I came up with the perfect way to find her a date. She thought it was hilarious and agreed that I could post it.”
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The origin story of the dating résumé actually dates back several months ago, Adams said.
“At the beginning of the semester I was in one of the MSU cafeterias and saw this absolutely gorgeous girl. We started making small talk and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date,” he said.
“She asked if I had a dating résumé that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no,” he said. “So afterward I decided to make one, so if it ever came up again I could use it in my favor.”
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also pics of the chick that posted it (not her friend):
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“She asked if I had a dating résumé that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no,
LMAO what a way to get shot down. Anyways ol baw should have said yes told her that he'd send it that night and make one up real quick....but if this is what college chicks are seriously asking for when getting asked out im glad im not in that game anymore.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:17 pm to tke857
If she's that desperate she'd definitely let you PIIHB
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:19 pm to tke857
I feel like I just wasted 5 minutes revisiting my college days
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:19 pm to tke857
I didn't read all of that but that chick is an OT 4 on a good day. Weird looking chick.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:20 pm to tke857
Dude sounds like a huge tool
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:21 pm to tke857
Maybe Slowflow needs to take a page from Joseph Adams play book. Slow's resume has to more impressive.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:21 pm to BigPerm30
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I didn't read all of that but that chick is an OT 4 on a good day. Weird looking chick.
She looks like she would bake you some dank arse cupcakes with a surprise ricin glaze.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:21 pm to tke857
Sooo was he over or under qualified?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:21 pm to tke857
Holy shite that resume is a mess.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:23 pm to tke857
Joe Adams just immortalized himself as a giant cuck
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:23 pm to fareplay
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Sooo was he over or under qualified?
seemed to be under lol
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Sadly, Adams’ didn’t get the date, even though he was — in his words — “DTF (down to formal).”
In fact, he never even wound up meeting the girl.
“Ashley informed me that the mysterious suitor has since asked another guy to formal. I never actually talked with the girl who originally needed a date, just Ashley, who originally made the Facebook post,” he said.
Ashley Harrington told BuzzFeed News that she “was definitely rooting for Joe to be chosen!”
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:23 pm to tke857
Bunch uptight people in here. I think it's pretty clever
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:25 pm to tke857
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Sadly, Adams’ didn’t get the date, even though he was — in his words — “DTF (down to formal).”
In fact, he never even wound up meeting the girl.
“Ashley informed me that the mysterious suitor has since asked another guy to formal. I never actually talked with the girl who originally needed a date, just Ashley, who originally made the Facebook post,” he said.
Ashley Harrington told BuzzFeed News that she “was definitely rooting for Joe to be chosen!”
So he didn't get laid without the resume, made the resume, and then didn't get laid by the chick or the chick's friend?
Dude needs to take a resume writing class.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:25 pm to LesMiles BFF
With this amount of publicity, some instagram fitness model will give him a chance
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:26 pm to LesMiles BFF
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So he didn't get laid without the resume, made the resume, and then didn't get laid by the chick or the chick's friend?
exactly what happened.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:30 pm to tke857
If someone is looking for a relationship, they can just print out their resume and post them up all around campus or anywhere really.. I bet that would work better than signing up online.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:30 pm to tke857
Someone get this dude signed up for goldennugget's dating resume writing class.
First topic: Cock size. Before or after stating the resume objective?
First topic: Cock size. Before or after stating the resume objective?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:30 pm to tke857
Why I'd stick my tongue so far up her #$$
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:31 pm to LesMiles BFF
adams doesn't objectify women to get arse... gtfo... that gets you nowhere in life. women want to be objectified in the a-hole at 3 am after a night of vodka red bull.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:32 pm to Chad504boy
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adams doesn't objectify women to get arse... gtfo... that gets you nowhere in life. women want to be objectified in the a-hole at 3 am after a night of vodka red bull.
THIS. They can get their feminine time with their girl friends and gay friends.
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