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re: This College Student Made A Dating Resume And It’s Kind Of Incredible

Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:09 pm to
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have always been very muscular and good looking so never been shot down or asked for silly dating resumes.
arent you like 5'6" and husky??

Yeah I doubt that
Posted by Mahootney
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:10 pm to
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Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15405 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:11 pm to
Dating resume? These chicks be trippin' these days.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20856 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:12 pm to
Yeah it's all fun and games until she accuses you of sexual assault after she gives you head once you've blacked out.
Posted by castorinho
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:15 pm to
Holy shite, some of you people are dense.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:15 pm to
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That's what you have to put if your doing a dating resume. Can't exactly list "Hookers and blow".


I wasn't trying to date chicks who wanted me spending my time facetiming with my mom, studying, and doing religious things.

I know its a joke, but holy shite what a goober.

1% of time talking to mom, 5% of time studying, 0% of time doing religious tihngs, and 94% "other"
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:16 pm to
Exactly, what he lacks in alphaness, he just made up for in interweb fame. Girls love attention even more than alpha lovin
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:19 pm to
He's a lubricants consultant
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:26 pm to
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interweb fame. Girls love attention even more than alpha lovin


"Internet fame" the most nebulous and overrated fame of them all.


You know who else is "internet famous"? This guy:

Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12074 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:51 pm to
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If someone is looking for a relationship, they can just print out their resume and post them up all around campus or anywhere really.. I bet that would work better than signing up online.


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Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:53 pm to
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