re: Things you mis-pronounced or just mis-understood when you were young.

Kitchen zinc
Instead of
Kitchen sink

That song "Jump around" always thought they were saying "Jabroni" when played at stadiums or sporting events

Wrapped up like a douche.

I spilt tea all over you and me

Smush it, by Salt n Pepa was definitely a perverted song, but I was a perverted boy at that age.

Old timers

I can't think of my misspelling/mispronunciations of my youth. There were many, but none are ringing a bell atm.

I once pronounced the "b" in "subtle".

fricking English, man. How does it work?

I was young. Also, who thought it would be a great idea to put a "b" in the middle of a word and just not pronounce it?

I didn't drink as a teenager and thought it was a "Roman coke" for years because people always say it so fast. I went to a party and my friend offered me a "Roman" coke, and I asked him what was in it besides coke. He looked at me sideways and said, "Uh, rum." I blurted out, "OMG, rum AND coke!" and explained how it sounded to me. He just handed me a cup and said, "You're retarded." We still laugh about it to this day.

I thought the song taking care of business said taking care of biscuits.

Ends meat
Pre- Madonna
Lee-ia Coca

The Eagles lyrics....for the life of me, I couldn't figure our why you'd sing about adopting a highway with cool whip in your hair.