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Things kids do to make you laugh
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:26 pm
So I was doing yard work, and left to dump the yard waste. Anyways driving into town music turned up, and its the wife calling. Since Bluetooth was running Pandora all I hear is her freaking out. Come to find out my two year old daughter put dish soap in the temp bowl while wife was cleaning the bowl. This was a Walmart gold fish my Grandmother bought my son in October for his birthday.
TLDR; Daughter killed fish with dish soap, fish now enjoying after life in my septic tank.
*No pics of wife (Sry O-T)
TLDR; Daughter killed fish with dish soap, fish now enjoying after life in my septic tank.
*No pics of wife (Sry O-T)
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:27 pm to momentoftruth87
Your kid murdering a fish made you laugh?
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:27 pm to momentoftruth87
funny thing is, I'll bet she had some perfectly sound logic (to a child) for doing this... 
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:27 pm to momentoftruth87
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*No pics of wife (Sry O-T)
Stopped reading here.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:29 pm to momentoftruth87
My kid pissed his pants and started yelling "dammit dammit dammit" as he went to the bathroom to take his pants off.
He'll be 3 next month.
He'll be 3 next month.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:30 pm to momentoftruth87
My 2.5 year old freaked out during Easter mass proclaiming it was raining after the blessing with the holy water.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:31 pm to momentoftruth87
This is how you subtle "I have a septic tank and don't have to pee in a bucket" brag thread.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:32 pm to CaptainsWafer
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*No pics of wife (Sry O-T)
Stopped reading here.
So you read it... Lol
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:35 pm to momentoftruth87
Walmart sells fish??
My daughter jumped into the car a couple weeks ago and in the most dramatic victimized voice announced "MOM, (boy from class) called us a BRITCH!!!"
My daughter jumped into the car a couple weeks ago and in the most dramatic victimized voice announced "MOM, (boy from class) called us a BRITCH!!!"
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:37 pm to SuwMwf
Yeah they even have catfish and sharks lol
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:38 pm to momentoftruth87
Remind me to never allow you to adopt a dpg or cat.
Who laughs at a kid killing her brother's pet fish?
Who laughs at a kid killing her brother's pet fish?
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:43 pm to East Coast Band
I have 2 dogs. Dish soap did wonders when my idiot American Eskimo at Vaseline lol. Dogs are good tho man so you shouldn't lose sleep over my animals
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:48 pm to BRgetthenet
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This is how you subtle "I have a septic tank and don't have to pee in a bucket" brag thread.
My subtle brag would be why isn't the country club on city utilities and why do I have a septic tank...
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:53 pm to momentoftruth87
While on vacation several hours after returning to the condo from a water park, I walked in the bathroom and found a pair of boys underwear on the floor. So I ask my nephew (4 year old, and only young boy in the house) if he's wearing his underwear, and he says, "unh uh, I'm only wearing my penis"
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:55 pm to momentoftruth87
My wife baby sits 2 kids and they call us Mr. and Mrs. Saintfan1977. My 3 year old son picked up on it. Now we arent Mommy and daddy anymore.
He holds his pee until the last minute and if we outside, it doesnt matter who is around he whips his "birdie" out and whizzes.
I cant help but laugh at him all the time. He is funny, but extremely shy in public. If he could crawl in my arse if someone talks to him, he would.
He holds his pee until the last minute and if we outside, it doesnt matter who is around he whips his "birdie" out and whizzes.
I cant help but laugh at him all the time. He is funny, but extremely shy in public. If he could crawl in my arse if someone talks to him, he would.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:59 pm to Glistening Member
Saturday I took five of my nieces and nephews for a boat ride and have them each a turn at the wheel. When the oldest nephews, 5 years old, turn was over I asked how did he get so good at driving a boat. He said "a long time ago when I was a little kid is when I first learned how to drive a boat".
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:02 pm to saintsfan1977
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his "birdie" out and whizzes.
My son calls it his tail
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:08 pm to GRTiger
Dude those names are funny as hell!! Lol
Posted on 4/18/17 at 12:30 am to momentoftruth87
My story relates to the OP. When my son was around eight or nine he had a goldfish die. I put it in the toilet to flush and he was there, not too sad about the whole thing. I told him I was flushing the fish because "all drains lead to the sea." He said "No it doesn't! It just goes to the septic tank!" Made me laugh anyway.
Oh another one that made me laugh was one my middle child said. I was cleaning out a closet and found a handful of old 75 records that belonged to my grandmother. She saw them and said "Wow! Look at those giant CD's!"
Oh another one that made me laugh was one my middle child said. I was cleaning out a closet and found a handful of old 75 records that belonged to my grandmother. She saw them and said "Wow! Look at those giant CD's!"
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 12:32 am
Posted on 4/18/17 at 5:18 am to momentoftruth87
We were at the beach and my friends little girl walks up to us and stares at us. My friend asked what was wrong...she said Dad, I got sand all in my "front butt".......lol
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