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re: They mystery of really hot redneck girls.

Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:45 pm to
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They are usually on tinder with bios that say, "22. Proud mama of a beautiful 4-year-old angel. Not here for hookups. Love beards and tattoos"
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:45 pm to
I know what kinda of girl you're talking about. I see them from time to time.

I love putting them in the old spank bank to think about later when I'm beating my meat.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:46 pm to
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Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?


Because they're stupid
Posted by airfernando
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:02 pm to
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Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?
Why should "hot girls" get out? And should they prostitute themselves out to finance their escape from the horrors of small town life?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:09 pm to
i went to school with some hot redneck girls and they were all fat within four years of graduating high school. it's a shame.
Posted by Phat Phil
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:11 pm to
Southern girls are gorgeous. Too bad they crave BBC.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:16 pm to
This thread made me in line to get some cigs at the Shell
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:17 pm to
When I drive throughout Mississippi I'll stop at small diners in really small towns and damn it's incredible the talent you see working there. Young, perfect body, quiet, gorgeous face. You really do wonder what their story is.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:18 pm to
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This was some sort of thick Madison Parish bowling alley dialect.


Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:20 pm to
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they talk and that accent just kills it.


a cute girl with the country accent is a marvelous thing
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
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You really do wonder what their story is.


Yep. Then later I make one up in my head and I come in and rescue her from her mundane life and she repays me with complete submission to my darkest fantasies.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
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a cute girl with the country accent is a marvelous thing




Until you meet her 4 year old, 6 year old and 8 year old and find out she's only 22.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:24 pm to
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a cute girl with the country accent is a marvelous thing



I wouldn't classify the accent I'm talking about as country.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:29 pm to
Country girls used to be awesome. Not sure how they are today. Used to pick one up as a summer girlfriend every summer in HS. Still remember a few of them.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:32 pm to
I live in Chattanooga so we're really close to the GA border. A lot of north Georgia girls are really hot, redneck af, not very smart, and poor. They'll come to Chattanooga and work at restaurants. By the time they hit 25 or so, they're basically worthless to humanity because they're dirty skanks who've been run through by every dude at every restaurant. It's kind of sad.

The smart north GA girls around here all end up as nurses. They get married really early too.
This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 10:39 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:33 pm to
Hottest girl I ever saw IRL was from Grenada, Mississippi. Drop dead gorgeous. Had a class with her at MSU.

Opened her mouth and yep, country as could be. She smoked to keep her figure as well. I only remember it because it was the first time I ever heard of anyone doing that.

Posted by White Bear
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:33 pm to
Thx, I will be headed thru tomorrow.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:34 pm to
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I live in Chattanooga
you call that living?
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:34 pm to
Pics please
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 10:37 pm to
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you call that living?


There it is

This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 10:39 pm
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