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They mystery of really hot redneck girls.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:32 pm
I stopped at a Chevron in Rayville today, and the girl working the counter could have been a have passed for a movie star. She looked like Jim Gaffigan's wife in the TV show. Name was Heather. Oh my God she was gorgeous. And she was selling Newports to trashy people off the interstate.
Then she opened her mouth and spoke. She was so redneck that I felt like I was listening to another language. And, hey, I'm from Caddo Parish so I ain't proud. This was some sort of thick Madison Parish bowling alley dialect.
I don't even want to think about what kind of dude is filling that up at home. Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?
Then she opened her mouth and spoke. She was so redneck that I felt like I was listening to another language. And, hey, I'm from Caddo Parish so I ain't proud. This was some sort of thick Madison Parish bowling alley dialect.
I don't even want to think about what kind of dude is filling that up at home. Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:32 pm to Slippy
Thanks for the pics.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:32 pm to Slippy
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This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:34 pm to Slippy
quote:b/c then you would have bitched about her forgetting where she came from
Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:34 pm to Slippy
The ones I know have plenty of money and deal with race horses.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:35 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:an LSU fan
Obviously, a LSU fan
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:35 pm to kengel2
quote:
race horses
Giddyup
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:35 pm to Slippy
yeah, N. LA does have some country arse hot chicks.... i didn't mind the accent though... have family in LaSalle parish, so i'm kinda used to it...
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:36 pm to Slippy
quote:
And, hey, I'm from Caddo Parish so I ain't proud. This was some sort of thick Madison Parish bowling alley dialect.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:37 pm to Slippy
Where do you think strippers and porn stars come from.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:37 pm to Slippy
quote:
Madison Parish bowling alley dialect.
Dude I'm in public, now I gotta go sit in my truck to conceal my bone
Thanks a lot
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:39 pm to Slippy
One of the hottest chicks I've ever seen irl was in Greensburg, LA.
I hope she found her way outta there.
I hope she found her way outta there.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:40 pm to Slippy
quote:
Why can't these girls see what's in the mirror and get out?
because she's attracted to rednecks?
it's not that big of a mystery. They are that way because they were raised that way and grew up around people that were that way.
They aren't interested or impressed by a city boy in his wingtips.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:42 pm to Slippy
They are usually on tinder with bios that say, "22. Proud mama of a beautiful 4-year-old angel. Not here for hookups. Love beards and tattoos."
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:42 pm to skullhawk
The hottest chick I've encountered irl was when I was camping at chicot state park the night LSU almost lost to Troy State. She was from Porte Barre. She dipped. She bought 18 year old me a case of natty.
We did not bang :(
We did not bang :(
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:42 pm to chRxis
quote:
yeah, N. LA does have some country arse hot chicks.... i didn't mind the accent though... have family in LaSalle parish, so i'm kinda used to it...
All those hot country girls end up fat as frick by the time they're 25
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:43 pm to Kafka
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:43 pm to Slippy
Kind of like girls from Eunice. I don't know what it is about that place but they can create some talent. Then they talk and that accent just kills it.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:44 pm to Slippy
There was a blonde waitress at a Northshore Waffle House a couple of years ago who would have been (with the right makeup and clothes) a close competitor to Jennifer Anniston in looks.
Pill head who (reportedly) would do baaaaad things to feed her head.
Sorry no pics.
Pill head who (reportedly) would do baaaaad things to feed her head.
Sorry no pics.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:44 pm to skullhawk
quote:
One of the hottest chicks I've ever seen irl was in Greensburg, LA.
I hope she found her way outta there.
She probably made her way right down I-55 and works at the Mansion
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