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re: There's an all-out brawl/riot at your local gym. What are you reaching for as your weapon?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:21 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:21 pm to Paul Allen
I'll decapitate a b**** with my extreme medicine ball velocity.
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:22 pm to Peazey
quote:
I'd pull a raccoon out from my jacket.
what the hell
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:23 pm to Paul Allen
Titties
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:23 pm to Pecker
A wall mirror...keep them all distracted.
Game over.
Game over.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:24 pm to Paul Allen
Break a mirror and stab a baw.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:24 pm to Paul Allen
Besides maybe eating it, wtf is your lard arse going to do with a 45lb barbell?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:25 pm to Paul Allen
The balls-out old dude in the locker room. You're granted invisiblility like Lord of the Rings.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:25 pm to Peazey
quote:
I'd pull a raccoon out from my jacket.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:26 pm to northern
I've seen one of those shatter before!
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:28 pm to Jackie Chan
Good one
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:28 pm to Paul Allen
Wrecking shop.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 pm to Paul Allen
I'm reaching for my car keys and leaving.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:32 pm to Paul Allen
The baseball bat I would have in my gym bag.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:32 pm to Patrick_Bateman
Lame
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:32 pm to Paul Allen
2 lb kettle bell ftw
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:34 pm to Pectus
quote:a racoon ?
I've seen one of those shatter before!
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:44 pm to Paul Allen
The door. I'll let the retard meat heads fight it out while I smoke a cig outside and wait for the machines to get free
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:47 pm to Paul Allen
Kettle Bell
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:54 pm to Paul Allen
Weighted stretching bar. Light enough to swing, heavy enough to do some damage. Also can used as a spear if necessary.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:59 pm to Paul Allen
A jump rope. You ever been hit with a jump rope? Nobody would come within 10 feet of me. Could also choke a sumbitch, trip a sumbitch, or tie a sumbitch up if needed.
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