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The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not

Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:24 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:24 pm
is apparently whether or not your local Wal-Mart locks up its condoms, only accessible when the pharmacy is open.

I didn't even know this was a thing. Is thugs stealing condoms a big deal???

I have no idea where to go now when I need condoms at 2 am. Not that this has happened in....years...OK, a decade...but still, you never know.

Thank God for Target tonight.

No homo.
No pics of wife either.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:25 pm to
Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39165 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:25 pm to
You can buy them at any gas station.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:25 pm to
You bestbe stealthing baw
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
They don't wear condoms though
Posted by B2 Bomber
Member since Sep 2016
299 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
It's called her back... use it
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?


Because no one else does.
Posted by offshoreangler
713, Texas
Member since Jun 2008
22313 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
If you have a Wal Mart in your neighborhood it's ghetto, end of story.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9923 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
Buy a few big boxes. I keep one at home and a box in my vehicle.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
Aren't there places where condoms are free?

Not even mad about people stealing condoms, Lord knows we don't need most people procreating
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:27 pm to
When people park in their front yard.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70022 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:27 pm to
The Kroger by me locks them up and it isn't a ghetto area at all.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:27 pm to
Out of all the things for "thugs" to steal, I'm actually pleased it's condoms.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

condoms


quote:

wife


Dafuq
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?


she's breastfeeding and i've pussied out on the snip for now.
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Not even mad about people stealing condoms, Lord knows we don't need most people procreating


Exactly.. People that steal condoms don't need to be having kids.
Posted by vol27
fort oglethorpe
Member since Mar 2015
329 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:30 pm to
The ones stealing condoms are the very ones that should not be having children. The last thing that needs to happen is a lock on the door.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

The Kroger by me locks them up and it isn't a ghetto area at all.


Same. We're in the nice area.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:30 pm to
quote:


she's breastfeeding and i've pussied out on the snip for now.

You can't pull out like a normal white guy?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not

A neighborhood is ghetto/trashy if the people who live there wait until 2 am to buy condoms from Wal-Mart.
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