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re: The sudden relief of severe acute pain is one of the best feelings there is,

Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
5979 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:27 pm to
Scratching a dry, itching hemorrhoid
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261838 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:29 pm to
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get cluster headaches.


Used to get them. I still remember the second one broke over 20 years ago. It was incredible relief.

I felt a blood vessel pop open. The relief was instant
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32124 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:33 pm to
Passing that kidney stone.

frick that sucked.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37349 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:33 pm to
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Passing that kidney stone.


I've heard the horror stories on this and hope I never experience them.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6209 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:37 pm to
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I've heard the horror stories on this and hope I never experience them.



They are horrible, I had one the size of a pencil eraser a few years ago.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7144 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:37 pm to
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Bull shite But I'm glad they worked for you


I feel ya, baw. I'm like 0 for 12 so far. Don't know why I even bother.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57531 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:39 pm to
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Popping an external hemorrhoid is pretty incredible also.




Popping? I don't know if that was a hemorrhoid you are talking about.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55061 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:40 pm to
Your schtick sucks.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:52 pm to
Once my dad finally gave me a hug
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63245 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:59 pm to
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Epidurals are heaven on earth.


My wife was audibly agonizing for a food two hours during the labor of our first child. And she's a tough lady (was in labor all day for our second son and barely made it to the hospital for the delivery).

They came in at about 3 am to give her the epidural asked me to leave the room. I walk out to her in tears and come back 15 minutes later to her totally relaxed and smiling. It was awesome.
Posted by ThruThickandThin
The Zone
Member since Mar 2017
1445 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:08 pm to
Nothing makes you appreciate health like being ill. Truth
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45863 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:14 pm to
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You ever take a shite so good you need a cigarette?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:17 pm to
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gout is the fricking devil


Stop being fat
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
17004 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:17 pm to
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Get a script for Prilosec from your doctor (it's different from the over the counter stuff), take one every morning and never experience heartburn again



Or buy the generic from Amazon/any pharmacy/grocery store in the country and not pay a doctor's co-pay and get the same results
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55061 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:22 pm to
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gout is the fricking devil



I have it too.

I broke my femur in a motorcycle accident and that pain cant hold a candle to gout.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:22 pm to
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Prilosec from your doctor (it's different from the over the counter stuff),


No it's not.

I take 2 OTC Prilosec's every morning as instructed by a dr and never have an issue with heartburn.

Costco sells Prilosec in bulk and it's much cheaper than getting it from the pharmacy
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55061 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:23 pm to
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Scratching a dry, itching hemorrhoid


Did you smell your finger, Eddie?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63245 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:23 pm to
Good God man.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:25 pm to
That looks like Gout that's gone untreated for many years
This post was edited on 5/7/17 at 8:30 pm
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55061 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:33 pm to
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GRTiger


That's not my foot.

People with gout know the first attack happens there.

My first attack happened on the top of my right foot.

Get this, I went to the doc in an ambulance (Kaiser Permamente).

He thought I had secondary syphilis. Of course I told him I didn't have enormous cancer sores on my penis.

He inserted 3 times an 8 inch steel shafted q tip in my penis. Mother fricker.

Of course it was gout.

What a fricking nightmare that was.
This post was edited on 5/7/17 at 8:35 pm
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